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The Mystery Of Mammoth Tusks With Iron Fillings
Alaska Report News ^
| 3-5-2008
| Ned Rozell
Posted on 03/08/2008 2:03:28 PM PST by blam
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To: Monkey Face
See what you’ve started? ;’)
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posted on
03/09/2008 9:38:56 AM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/______________________Profile updated Saturday, March 1, 2008)
To: SunkenCiv
I love it! LOL! :oÞ
Morning! (Or afternoon, as the case may be...)
62
posted on
03/09/2008 9:40:41 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures.)
To: RightWhale
“stupid gray jays, ravens, and rabbits”
LOL!
To: null and void
Tusk, Tusk. Brace yourself-- but you really should have smelt this coming.
64
posted on
03/09/2008 9:47:23 AM PDT
by
Dysart
To: Dysart
I'll try not to get overwrought
65
posted on
03/09/2008 9:56:28 AM PDT
by
null and void
(It's 3 AM, do you know where Hillary is? Does she know where Bill is? Does Bill know what 'is' is?)
To: null and void
Ungh. Think I’ll solder on over to another thread...I herd there is a wooly good Hillary expose round here worth skimming. Of course, that could just be a heme-truth, like her campaign promises.
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posted on
03/09/2008 10:02:21 AM PDT
by
Dysart
To: Monkey Face; null and void; Dysart; blam; The Spirit Of Allegiance
Having red ochre your responses, I have to wonder rust how serioust this topic is being taken.
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posted on
03/09/2008 10:04:53 AM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
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To: Leo Carpathian
Do you mean IEDs?
I’m not certain who would be gutsy enough to install an IUD in a mammath mamma...
To: SunkenCiv
*yawn* I’m filing my nails as we speak.
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posted on
03/09/2008 10:06:48 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures.)
To: SunkenCiv
Sorry. I could contain myself. Punning is strangely self-perpetuating, I find.
The topic is actually quite intriguing.
70
posted on
03/09/2008 10:27:00 AM PDT
by
Dysart
To: Dysart; Monkey Face; null and void; blam
Mammoth told me there’d be days like this.
[that one came out of the ‘old jokes’ trunk]
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posted on
03/09/2008 11:18:18 AM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
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To: SunkenCiv
Some people should be barred...
72
posted on
03/09/2008 11:20:40 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures.)
To: Monkey Face
73
posted on
03/09/2008 11:44:25 AM PDT
by
Dysart
To: SunkenCiv; blam; Admin Moderator; Lead Moderator; theDentist; Rennes Templar; LexBaird; mikrofon; ..
BLAM! or maybe Eureka! Possibly the clue to their extinction was...planet Mercury fillings?
Hey, no problem, comet down, I'll stick with blam, here Since 1999-10-14.
Also, is there any truth to the rumor started right here, that the old Fleetwood Mac song "TUSK" was a veiled tribute to Republican Dentists living in Tuskegee, Alabama?
I hope puns this bad don't get me into a head-butting session with the Admin Pachyderms or get this thread pulled, at least not without a local anesthetic. That would really trunk-ate posting and viewing opportunities and leave quite a cavity.
Pun for All and All for Pun....
Funners & Punners
ping list PING! (see keyword FReePun)
If you want either on or off
this family-safe occasional ping list,
you must be out of your minds....
I don't ping the list to threads that are sacreligious or tacky or seem likely to become so.
(on or off requests, just FReepmail, enclosing a nominal $217.95 list processing fee).
74
posted on
03/09/2008 12:32:48 PM PDT
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
Suddenly, the mammoths starting picking up radio signals in their heads. Maybe Horton really did hear something?
-PJ
75
posted on
03/09/2008 12:48:24 PM PDT
by
Political Junkie Too
(Repeal the 17th amendment -- it's the "Fairness Doctrine" for Congress!)
To: Political Junkie Too
” Maybe Horton really did hear something?”
Yeah, Horton did, and so did Lucy!
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
This is becoming ivory interesting thread...
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posted on
03/09/2008 12:59:41 PM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Ebony and Iron-y)
To: blam; theDentist; SunkenCiv
It merely means that prehistoric dentists were baaaaaaad muthaf...
To: blam; The Spirit Of Allegiance
I hear in Alabama the Tuscaloosa.
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posted on
03/09/2008 1:29:48 PM PDT
by
Rennes Templar
( Never underestimate the difficulty of changing false beliefs by facts.)
To: Rennes Templar; porter_knorr
You’re just pulling my leg, I’m sure, but it’s immolar to lie.
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posted on
03/09/2008 1:47:03 PM PDT
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
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