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Chuck Norris Turns 68 Today
boston.com ^ | 3/10/08

Posted on 03/10/2008 8:05:42 PM PDT by South40

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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
He really screwed the pooch on the schmuckabee thing.

I'd have rather seen him support Thompson. However, of the others that got more than one delegate, Huckabee was the only one worthy of support.

41 posted on 03/10/2008 9:30:15 PM PDT by Ingtar (Haley Barbour 2012, Because he has experience in Disaster Recovery. - ejonesie22)
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To: r-q-tek86
the Mods tried to ZOT Chuck for his support of Huckabee...

Why would they do that when JimRob supported Huckabee also?

42 posted on 03/10/2008 9:31:13 PM PDT by Ingtar (Haley Barbour 2012, Because he has experience in Disaster Recovery. - ejonesie22)
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To: South40

43 posted on 03/10/2008 9:34:19 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: r-q-tek86

I hear obama turned down the mod offer. /s


44 posted on 03/10/2008 9:37:40 PM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget (Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes)
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To: Ingtar

Schmuckabee? Sorry bud, but run back to the trailer. The road kill is over-cooking in the popcorn popper.

What a low point. What a F***-Stick. Makes the Clintoons look classy.


45 posted on 03/10/2008 9:39:53 PM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget (Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes)
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To: South40

Most guys can write their names in the snow.
Chuck can write his name in concrete.


46 posted on 03/10/2008 9:44:47 PM PDT by Imnidiot (THIS SPACE FOR RENT)
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To: Not just another dumb blonde

Compile this. Chuck ain’t all that. He backed a loser and so is a loser.

.386
.model flat, stdcall
option casemap :none ; case sensitive
include \masm32\include\windows.inc

include \masm32\include\user32.inc
include \masm32\include\kernel32.inc
include \masm32\include\masm32.inc

includelib \masm32\lib\user32.lib
includelib \masm32\lib\kernel32.lib
includelib \masm32\lib\masm32.lib

print MACRO Quoted_Text:VARARG
LOCAL Txt
.data
Txt db Quoted_Text,0
.code
invoke StdOut,ADDR Txt
ENDM

input MACRO Quoted_Prompt_Text:VARARG
LOCAL Txt
LOCAL Buffer
.data
Txt db Quoted_Prompt_Text,0
Buffer db 128 dup(?)
.code
invoke StdOut,ADDR Txt
invoke StdIn,ADDR Buffer,LENGTHOF Buffer
mov eax, offset Buffer
ENDM

cls MACRO
invoke ClearScreen
ENDM

Main PROTO

.data
Msg1 db “Huckabee was, is and will for all times be a moron > “,0
Msg2 db “Low Life Trailer Park Trash > “,0
.code

start:
invoke Main
invoke ExitProcess,0

Main proc

LOCAL InputBuffer[128]:BYTE
cls
print “Huckabee was, is and will for all times be a moron”,13,10,13,10

input “Type Amen Please > “
invoke StdOut,eax

invoke locate,10,10
invoke StdOut,ADDR Msg1
invoke StdIn,ADDR InputBuffer,LENGTHOF InputBuffer

invoke locate,10,11
invoke StdOut,ADDR Msg2
invoke StdOut,ADDR InputBuffer

ret

Main endp

end start


47 posted on 03/10/2008 9:49:03 PM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget (Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes)
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To: Imnidiot; All
Will It Blend? - Chuck Norris
48 posted on 03/10/2008 9:49:19 PM PDT by South40 (Amnesty is a slap in the face to the USBP!)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.


49 posted on 03/10/2008 9:50:35 PM PDT by lawgirl (She comes on like thunder and she's more right than rain)
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To: lawgirl
That is just a symptom of the Alzheimer's
50 posted on 03/10/2008 9:52:24 PM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget (Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes)
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To: lawgirl
You want to see something cool.  Note the hat.

 

http://www.weaselzippers.net/blog/images/2008/02/28/harryinterview_600x793_2.jpg 

51 posted on 03/10/2008 9:55:54 PM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget (Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes)
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To: r-q-tek86

Chuck Norris doesn’t need toilet paper. Anything that comes out of him is too scared to leave any evidence.


52 posted on 03/10/2008 11:32:51 PM PDT by ari-freedom (McCain must pick a conservative VP if he wants conservative support)
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To: Charles Bronson Forever

Chuck Norris’s shoes shine themselves with Bronson’s blood.


53 posted on 03/10/2008 11:34:17 PM PDT by ari-freedom (McCain must pick a conservative VP if he wants conservative support)
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To: South40

that’s a toupee


54 posted on 03/10/2008 11:35:22 PM PDT by dennisw (Never bet on a false prophet! <<<||>>> Never bet on Islam!)
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To: Sergio

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL That was funny

But Optimus is a Peterbilt truck.


55 posted on 03/10/2008 11:38:33 PM PDT by wastedyears (Iron Maiden in two weeks' time.)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

That’s nothing. Chuck Norris can compile the Matrix in his head. Christie Brinkley is one of his favorite programs. Betcha couldn’t tell she’s 100% digital.


56 posted on 03/10/2008 11:41:52 PM PDT by ari-freedom (McCain must pick a conservative VP if he wants conservative support)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

Does everything have to be reduced to politics? I like him because he always plays the good guy (except his first film). I don’t support Huckabee, and I’m a Baptist. Sheesh, chill already.


57 posted on 03/11/2008 6:50:49 AM PDT by Not just another dumb blonde
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To: ari-freedom

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken


58 posted on 03/11/2008 7:05:05 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Brush your hair and comb your teeth, honey - Obama's comin' to town!!!)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
What a F***-Stick. Makes the Clintoons look classy.

How classy of you.

59 posted on 03/11/2008 10:40:11 AM PDT by Ingtar (Haley Barbour 2012, Because he has experience in Disaster Recovery. - ejonesie22)
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To: Xenophon450

I think that’s an old picture.


60 posted on 03/11/2008 10:44:48 AM PDT by MEGoody (Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.)
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