Skip to comments.Reader ponders 'illegal' logic with euphemisms (Letter to Editor)
Posted on 05/19/2008 5:04:58 AM PDT by radar101
According to Elizabeth Gritzmacher and Emma Howland-Bolton at the Prescott College Aztlan Center in the May 4, "Talk of the Town," the use of the term "illegal" to denote illegal immigrants is hate speech.
Using the writer's impeccable logic, I have a list of words with the appropriate euphemisms that also have negative connotations.
Murderer: an individual with a somewhat low regard for human life.
Mass Murderer: population control activist.
Rapist: socially inept seeker of intimacy with a non-cooperative partner.
Child Molester: socially inept seeker of intimacy with a non-cooperative partner of inappropriate age.
Drug Dealer: Purveyor of alternative, nontraditional medication.
Bank Robber: socio-economic victim of a corrupt capitalist system.
Shoplifter: cash register phobic.
Identity Thief: an individual inflicted with non-specific, multi-personality disorder.
Pimp: entertainment coordinator.
Con Artist: over-exuberant sales person of dubious products.
Perjurer: an individual with a hyperactive imagination.
Human Smuggler: unlicensed interstate shuttle driver.
Bigamist: confused, indecisive romantic.
Home Invader/Burglar: Swiss cheese if he breaks into (sorry, I mean inadvertently enters) the wrong residence.
Illegal Alien/Immigrant: a poor, lost, wandering pilgrim whose dog accidentally ate his birth certificate, driver's license, Social Security card and passport.
While the faculty of Prescott College rush to put these new definitions into the student code of conduct, the rest of us can sit around a campfire, hold hands and contemplate what the meaning of "is" is.
” at the Prescott College Aztlan Center “
Aztlan Center? Gee, What is that?
Speech is free or use to be before the left started this hate speech crap. Sounds like they are offspring of either Adolph or Joseph.
a center for the Advancement of “Hispanic” (Translation-Illegal Alien) rights.
The College supports it.
We should use a more accurate term like “Parasitic Invader”
OK, then. How about insurgents? Or trespassers?
It’s the same cast of characters - only the names have changed...SSZ
How’s about the most obvious?
Intelligent design: GOD
Faith Based: Religious
Undocumented Worker: Illegal Alien
Pimp: entertainment coordinator.(See Politician)
Con Artist: over-exuberant sales person of dubious products.(See Politician)
Perjurer: an individual with a hyperactive imagination.(See Politician)
*Politician: See Above
My favorite euphemism for drug dealer is undocumented pharmacist.
It boggles the mind doesn’t it?
Student Clubs and Organizations
Student clubs and organizations may petition the Student Advisory Council for endorsement and financial support. Current student organizations include:
An Amnesty International chapter
Gender and Sexuality Alliance
The Student Environmental Network
The Aztlan Center
Ultimate Frisbee Club
Student Arts Council
PC Birders Network
Friends of the Honde Valley
Peace and Justice Center
Media Recource Center *
Community Womens Resource Center *
Sexual Assault Prevention Center *
The Kenya Project *
Ripple Project *
Prescott College Community Supported Agriculture *
WEB Conference *
It just makes my head spin in disbelief.
PC is the religion of intented ignorance made possible by stifling debate. Debate might hurt someone’s feelings hence free speech has to go.
If I went there and wanted to start up a rifle club, I bet they wouldn’t let me.