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Japanese Firm Creates Robot Girlfriend for Lonely Men
Fox News ^ | June 18, 2008 | Unknown

Posted on 06/18/2008 9:44:51 AM PDT by Oyarsa

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To: Tijeras_Slim

My Mother’s name is Stella. My sister and I were awful.


41 posted on 06/18/2008 10:08:43 AM PDT by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Miss Thomas is petite.

Where I did err was in the description as “very friendly”.

For Miss Thomas, it would have to say “very friendly to leftists, evil dictators and anti-American policies”.

There! That’s better!


42 posted on 06/18/2008 10:08:52 AM PDT by Mr. Jazzy (The United States Marines. The finest and most feared fighting force in the history of mankind.)
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To: hoagy62

“That sense of (elbow) ENTERPRISE”


43 posted on 06/18/2008 10:12:00 AM PDT by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: B-Chan

Ha ha ha ha ha.....too funny.


44 posted on 06/18/2008 10:12:26 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Some days it is not worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: Mr. Jazzy
. . . Hellen Thomas?

That would be the Vista version of a fembot!

45 posted on 06/18/2008 10:12:46 AM PDT by 6SJ7
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To: Domandred

I am so looking forward the future!


46 posted on 06/18/2008 10:13:46 AM PDT by The Louiswu (Just say NO... to Hillary and O'Bama)
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To: Oyarsa

“She’s very lovable and though she’s not a human, she can act like a real girlfriend.”

She’s going to take my entire paycheck and go to the mall?


47 posted on 06/18/2008 10:14:34 AM PDT by Liberty 275
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To: Oyarsa

I’ve already seen this movie, “ Cherry 2000.”


48 posted on 06/18/2008 10:18:20 AM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
I cannot wait to see who the last Cylon is....

From the available clues, it is probably Felix Gaeta:

And the Fifth, still in shadow, will claw toward the light, hungering for redemption that will only come in the howl of terrible suffering.

49 posted on 06/18/2008 10:21:14 AM PDT by Technogeeb
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To: Oyarsa

Just wait until she runs away with the blender.


50 posted on 06/18/2008 10:22:02 AM PDT by weegee (In 1988 Lenora Fulani was the 1st black woman to appear on presidential ballots in all 50 states)
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To: Oyarsa; martin_fierro
Just keep 'em away from squirrels!
51 posted on 06/18/2008 10:23:13 AM PDT by uglybiker (I do not suffer from mental illness. I quite enjoy it, actually.)
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To: null and void

15” tall. Sounds like she’ll run away with an old GI Joe. She’s going to be mighty disappointed in Joe’s equipment.


52 posted on 06/18/2008 10:23:53 AM PDT by weegee (In 1988 Lenora Fulani was the 1st black woman to appear on presidential ballots in all 50 states)
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To: Oyarsa

Bump for home. Doubt it will stay work safe.


53 posted on 06/18/2008 10:24:29 AM PDT by doodad
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Why is that robot kissing a guy wearing lip stick?
Some sort of repressed lesbo hinky pinky?


54 posted on 06/18/2008 10:24:51 AM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Hillarys Gate Cult

“I’ve already seen this movie, “ Cherry 2000.””

That was a good one.


55 posted on 06/18/2008 10:31:54 AM PDT by NavyCanDo
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To: Oyarsa

Hope they didn’t teach her to talk.


56 posted on 06/18/2008 10:33:19 AM PDT by RC2
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To: Oyarsa

Being a fembot, I am assuming she has machine gun jumblies.


57 posted on 06/18/2008 10:34:33 AM PDT by mrmargaritaville
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To: tet68

Oh my.....lipstick lesbo robots.....


58 posted on 06/18/2008 10:36:57 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Some days it is not worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: Oyarsa

Yours Truly, 2095
ELO

I love you sincerely
Yours truly, yours truly

I sent a message to another time
But as the days unwind, this I just can’t believe
I send a note across another plane
Maybe it’s all a game but this I just can’t conceive

I drive the very latest Hover car, I don’t know where you are?
But I miss you so much till then
I met someone who looks a lot like you
She does the things you do but she is an IBM

I love you sincerely
Yours truly, yours truly

She’s only programmed to be very nice
But she’s as cold as ice whenever I get too near
She tells me that she likes me very much
But when I try to touch she makes it all too clear

She is the latest in technology
Almost mythology but she has a heart of stone
She has an I.Q. of one thousand and one
She has a jump suit on and she’s also a telephone

I love you sincerely
Yours truly, yours truly

Is that what you want?
Is it what you really want?
Is that what you want?
Is it what you really want?

I realize that it must seem to strange
That time has rearranged but time has the final word
She knows I think of you, she reads my mind
She tries to be unkind, she knows nothing of your world

Although her memory banks overflow
No one would ever know, for all she says, “Is that what you want?”
Maybe one day I’ll feel her cold embrace
And kiss her interface, until then I’ll leave her alone

I love you sincerely
Yours truly, yours truly

Is that what you want?
Is it what you really want?
Is that what you want?
Is it what you really want?
Is that what you want?


59 posted on 06/18/2008 10:38:10 AM PDT by Vesuvian ((insert something witty here))
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To: Billthedrill; Lazamataz
I dunno if I could take the relationship pressure. I’ve been turned down (sob!) by a blowup doll...

You and Laz can commiserate

60 posted on 06/18/2008 10:41:47 AM PDT by null and void (Bureaucracies are stupid. They grow larger by the square of their age and stupider by its cube.)
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