"Not again!"
Posted on 06/18/2008 9:44:51 AM PDT by Oyarsa
you owe me a new keyboard...LOL
My wife saw Honda’s “ASIMO” robot at Disneyland last week. She thought he was pretty cool and of potentially greater use for picking up around the house than said husband.
Defensively I retorted that I could probably outrun him and kick a soccer ball farther. But I granted that ASIMO appeared more compact than a Honda Civic.
They’ll probably ruin it by producing a feminist sub routine.
"Not again!"
*Queue Styx*
Domo Arigato Miss Robato,
Domo. (Domo.)
Domo. (Domo)
/cigarette
I dunno if I could take the relationship pressure. I’ve been turned down (sob!) by a blowup doll...
What is the expected uptime on this robot girlfriend? Will it only be functional three out of every four weeks?
At 15 inches tall, how’s she gonna fetch me a beer or do my laundry?
One third of the way toward Joe Rogan’s trifecta: now all we need is flying jet-packs and legalized pot.
And then one day the Cylons decided to kill their masters....
Dang. You beat me to it!
If they made male battery-operated companionship toys in the same proportions they do for women, this robot girlfriend would be 12 feet tall with a 60 inch chest.
Except, if the 3 is telling the truth, that “dude” is one himself... or the leading candidate to be the fifth.
Eternal Midget Actualization, more like. This is a Power Ranger with a perm.
Where are the disquietingly-human neuro-enticement snog-dollies? Where?
This is so disappointing. Sigh.
I cannot wait to see who the last Cylon is....
“Haaaaaarrr-COURT! Harcourt Fenton Mudd!!!”
“Please, no, Kirk! I BEG of you! This is INHUMAN!!!”
Last Episode Title: FINAL CYLON: THE RETURN OF BOXEY!
Does she complain if you leave the toilet seat up?
If not, then she isn’t realistic enough yet.
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