Edwards' "other woman" revives memories of a gruesome scandal

ESPN ^ | 8/14/08 | By Lester Munson, with William Nack

[LittleSpotBlog]

On Sunday, as I was sitting in my summer cabin in Vermont, completely absorbed in a New York Times story about John Edwards' affair with Rielle Hunter, I began reading a paragraph whose message shot through me like a sudden bolt of electrical current. The story centered on Ms. Hunter's refusal to take a DNA test to determine the paternity of her 5-month-old daughter, but that was not what startled me. It was this: "Ms. Hunter was born in Fort Lauderdale. Fla., in 1964 as Lisa Druck and moved to New York City in her 20s, becoming part of a Manhattan social scene that included the writer Jay McInerney …"

[pepsionice]

Man, there is a Nicole Kidman movie here, with an Academy Award, and maybe enough of a story for Burt Reynolds to win a Oscar as her dad, and another for Nicolas Cage to play Silky Pony. This has huge potential as a 5-star movie. And we can even toss in Bill Clinton, a dead horse, and the National Enquirer.

[swain_forkbeard]

Indeed, by the time she was hired, Edwards had scrutinized her thoroughly.

[r9etb]

I believe that background check was delegated to a Mr. Johnson.....

Who was, after all, a member of Edwards' staff.... uh, no ... wait....

[dblshot]

I’m shocked! Shocked!

[r9etb]

There once was a girl name of Lisa,
who was known as a ravenous piece a'
With that girl's shocking past,
Silky Pony sank fast,
"That baby's not mine, it's my niece (uh...)"

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

My husband just asked me if maybe Lisa Druck snuck in Edward's back door?

(He's a Marine, he is allowed to say off color things.... ;^)

[r9etb]

My husband just asked me if maybe Lisa Druck snuck in Edward's back door?

There once was a girl named Druck
Whose daddy was down on his luck
He put down a nice horse
and to salve her remorse
Lisa hauled Silky's ashes (upchuck)

(Your Marine husband thought of another word, eh?)

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

That’s pretty good right there....

[UCANSEE2]

“-not only does rielle/lisa LOOK like camilla, they are both horsewomen.”

Reille/Lisa must have been a horsewoman.

She sure took a lot of rides on the Silky Pony.

[UCANSEE2]

What with Edward’s claim that the baby isn’t his, because he and Lisa only had ‘unconventional sex’,

maybe Edwards was ‘sneaking’ in Lisa’s back door.

(Semper Fi and a big THANKS to your hubby!)

[UCANSEE2]

I gotta give anyone who can attach alligator clips to a horse’s anus some credit though.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Good point.

Thanks, I'll pass along your sentiments to my husband.

[MinuteGal]

We freepers thought her name was "Ree-ell"
But that's incorrect, as I hear tell
It's pronounced "Rye-lee"
Which makes me smile-ee
A rose by any name doth still smell

Leni

[MinuteGal]

bttt

[tioga]

ROTFLMAO!!!