[wbill]

I've found that saying "I proactively leverage my synergies" while in meetings, generally gets a favorable response.

If I'm among like-minded engineers, the line generally gets a laugh. Among management, they nod sagely, like I just dispensed a great pearl of wisdom.

Not kidding. :-)

[CodeToad]

My favorite is “I’d like to dialog with you about utilizing resources for a synergetic effort.”

[Kevmo]

Not kidding. :-)
***That’s hard to believe. I dislike it when freepers don’t use the sarcasm tag. /s