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Here’s the ad that McCain should run....a private jet lands, with a bunch of fancy-shoed Democratic players in ties and $500 suits emerge. They wear fancy sun-glasses and get into 30 separate SUVs next to the jet. They drive to a typical Alaskan town.
The 30 men walk in and ask for the best room that a lodge has....and they are shocked at the Americana images (pictures of Teddy R, Babe Ruth, and B-52s).
They walk into the corner cafe to have a “real” meal and the lady insists that meat loaf is the special and they ought to eat up....and she’s got lots of homemade apple pie later. They grumble and throw a tirade about the quality of food. An old GI with a patch over his eye and wears a military style jacket eyeballs them.
They run around the town....asking the town barber for gossip on Sarah...then the local butcher....then the town mechanic....and even the Russian guy who doesn’t speak any English but he proudly shows his visa and $7k watch.
The 30 men waste five days driving around...with half getting lost in the outback. Two guys get clobbered at the local bar. And six guys are chased by a pack of wolves.
In the end...they board the private jet and fly back to the east coast. A booming voice can be heard as they debrief with the Democratic chief...and several of the 30 men are weeping. They weren’t able to get the “dirt” that the chief wanted....and the campaign is lost...just plain lost. And there in the far back...in the shadows...stands the one-eyed guy from the diner...smiling.