Blue Zone in the future!
Posted on 10/27/2008 9:29:28 AM PDT by crymeariver
Yup. Let’s do it county by county.
They’ll have nothing. Most of California is RED.
Indeed, if we divide the country in two, county by county, we'd see a relatively small number of extremely liberal counties (mostly large cities) would be blue while the real economic earning and thinking power of the country would remain in the red counties. So if we're going to talk secesion, let's do it by county. No sense throwing the productive red counties out with the blue-state bathwater.
Could we then “funnel” all the blue pinkos into one part of the country? Let’s say California? Would not want the Kalicommies flying over “Christamerica”
Sorry Bluestater but you migth ant to ask those in your suburbs and rural areas to choose where they want to go because I’m sure you will find that you won’t get the whole state only the dirty cities. We’ll be glad to fence them in but do be aware that we raise the food out here and your money it’s gong to do much good if you are all starving but I sure do hope it tastes good! :)
We’ve got most of the food, most of the oil and natural gas, and almost all of the guns.
Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out, Blues. By the way, best use some of your money (what’s left after your Obamaster taxes it, that is) to buy food and fuel - it gets cold where most of you morons live, and we may choose to keep the food for ourselves.
Buh, Bye!
They have to agree to take all of the weird people in Austin in as refugees too, and that robber baron Governor Goodhair Perry can join them!
Here in Pennsylvania, we’re trying to convince Philth-adelphia to secede from PA and attach itself to Jersey.
Nice. Ok, Blur states, we'll take you up on that offer. Then we slice from Texas through AZ and NM like a hot knife through butter and take it away from yo sissy-@ss anti-war selves. And liberate all them children you'se murderin in the woom.
Oh, but it gets better, guess where soybeans are grown?
Is there a fund we can donate to? I could PayPal something if it would help. I’d need a “no return” contract though.
Be advised, we're also suing you for mental cruelty for foisting your twisted views on us every night via the various television networks. We're also suing you for alimony for the blood we've spent defending your rights to be idiots.
Oh and also, we're keeping the car, guns, and dog.
See you in court.
GO, Even if you lose 70/30 go, and leave the silverware. Bet hilary refuses to go with you, being a commie won’t suit her then.
Yeah, yeah. The libs in Seattle might want a quick consult with the inhabitants rest of the state before they drag it into Liberal La-La-Land. And learn to trade lettuce for wheat.
Oh yeah, and make liberalism a crime. Once the constitution is discarded, the Union becomes null & void. It all seems a lot more thinkable than it did in 2004.
All States where ‘slave states’ at one point or another.Not even close. Some states never had slavery ever. Some states did not permit slavery even before the 13th Amendment.
Dear Blue States:
If you leave, you don’t get our tax money. When your economy crashes from your own stupid policies, you STILL don’t get our tax money. Screw off.
Blue Zone in the future!
reply with this:
Proverbs 25:24
It is better to dwell in the corner of the housetop, Than with a contentious woman in a wide house.
Native Americans held slaves of other tribes they defeated in battle. It was a common practice.
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