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Dear Red States:

Posted on 10/27/2008 9:29:28 AM PDT by crymeariver

Dear Red States:

If you manage to steal this election too we've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren't aware, that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country of New California.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: bluestates; frikkinvanity; potus; redstates
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To: Covenantor

Yup. Let’s do it county by county.

They’ll have nothing. Most of California is RED.


141 posted on 10/27/2008 10:20:24 AM PDT by rightinthemiddle (Without the Mainstream Media, the Left is Nothing.)
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To: poindexters brother
Please note that in a county-by-county red/blue map even the blue states are geographically mostly red.

Indeed, if we divide the country in two, county by county, we'd see a relatively small number of extremely liberal counties (mostly large cities) would be blue while the real economic earning and thinking power of the country would remain in the red counties. So if we're going to talk secesion, let's do it by county. No sense throwing the productive red counties out with the blue-state bathwater.

142 posted on 10/27/2008 10:20:45 AM PDT by meyer (The second amendment is NOT about hunting)
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To: Covenantor

Could we then “funnel” all the blue pinkos into one part of the country? Let’s say California? Would not want the Kalicommies flying over “Christamerica”


143 posted on 10/27/2008 10:21:26 AM PDT by TCH
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To: crymeariver

Sorry Bluestater but you migth ant to ask those in your suburbs and rural areas to choose where they want to go because I’m sure you will find that you won’t get the whole state only the dirty cities. We’ll be glad to fence them in but do be aware that we raise the food out here and your money it’s gong to do much good if you are all starving but I sure do hope it tastes good! :)


144 posted on 10/27/2008 10:21:46 AM PDT by chris_bdba
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To: crymeariver

We’ve got most of the food, most of the oil and natural gas, and almost all of the guns.

Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out, Blues. By the way, best use some of your money (what’s left after your Obamaster taxes it, that is) to buy food and fuel - it gets cold where most of you morons live, and we may choose to keep the food for ourselves.

Buh, Bye!


145 posted on 10/27/2008 10:21:55 AM PDT by Ancesthntr (An ex-citizen of the Frederation dedicated to stopping the Obamination from becoming President)
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To: a real Sheila

They have to agree to take all of the weird people in Austin in as refugees too, and that robber baron Governor Goodhair Perry can join them!


146 posted on 10/27/2008 10:22:03 AM PDT by ravingnutter
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To: crymeariver

Here in Pennsylvania, we’re trying to convince Philth-adelphia to secede from PA and attach itself to Jersey.


147 posted on 10/27/2008 10:23:14 AM PDT by Born Conservative (Visit my blog: Chronic Positivity - http://chronicpositivity.com)
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To: crymeariver
Nuevo California will be pro-choice and anti-war

Nice. Ok, Blur states, we'll take you up on that offer. Then we slice from Texas through AZ and NM like a hot knife through butter and take it away from yo sissy-@ss anti-war selves. And liberate all them children you'se murderin in the woom.

148 posted on 10/27/2008 10:23:17 AM PDT by ichabod1 (You won't know communism is here until it puts a boot in your (fat) bottom.)
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To: bobjam
You probably don’t care because you eat tofu

Oh, but it gets better, guess where soybeans are grown?

149 posted on 10/27/2008 10:23:24 AM PDT by mnehring (We Are Joe!)
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To: crymeariver

Is there a fund we can donate to? I could PayPal something if it would help. I’d need a “no return” contract though.


150 posted on 10/27/2008 10:23:28 AM PDT by stompk
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To: crymeariver
Dear Blue States: You are ill-informed (as usual). We are divorcing YOU for fooling around with that Marx trollop. Despite frequent warnings, you continue to avoid reforming your ways.

Be advised, we're also suing you for mental cruelty for foisting your twisted views on us every night via the various television networks. We're also suing you for alimony for the blood we've spent defending your rights to be idiots.

Oh and also, we're keeping the car, guns, and dog.

See you in court.

151 posted on 10/27/2008 10:24:14 AM PDT by Jonah Hex ("Never underestimate the hungover side of the Force.")
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To: crymeariver

GO, Even if you lose 70/30 go, and leave the silverware. Bet hilary refuses to go with you, being a commie won’t suit her then.


152 posted on 10/27/2008 10:24:31 AM PDT by Waco ( G00d bye 0'bomber)
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To: crymeariver

Yeah, yeah. The libs in Seattle might want a quick consult with the inhabitants rest of the state before they drag it into Liberal La-La-Land. And learn to trade lettuce for wheat.


153 posted on 10/27/2008 10:25:12 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: DarthVader

Oh yeah, and make liberalism a crime. Once the constitution is discarded, the Union becomes null & void. It all seems a lot more thinkable than it did in 2004.


154 posted on 10/27/2008 10:25:53 AM PDT by ichabod1 (You won't know communism is here until it puts a boot in your (fat) bottom.)
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To: crymeariver
In case you aren't aware, that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country of New California.

Yeah, the people of these states didn't appoint the dimwit who composed this letter to make pronouncements on their behalf regarding secession from the United States. It's sad that a few fringe Americans have become so polarized and embittered by partisan politics that they think secession is an answer.
155 posted on 10/27/2008 10:25:56 AM PDT by AnotherUnixGeek
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To: mnehrling
All States where ‘slave states’ at one point or another.
Not even close. Some states never had slavery ever. Some states did not permit slavery even before the 13th Amendment.
156 posted on 10/27/2008 10:28:07 AM PDT by Mr. Know It All (Quicumque vult salvus esse, ante omnia opus est, ut teneat catholicam fidem)
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To: crymeariver

Dear Blue States:

If you leave, you don’t get our tax money. When your economy crashes from your own stupid policies, you STILL don’t get our tax money. Screw off.


157 posted on 10/27/2008 10:28:41 AM PDT by Big Giant Head (I should change my tagline to "Big Giant penguin on my Head")
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To: mnehrling

Blue Zone in the future!

158 posted on 10/27/2008 10:29:21 AM PDT by Nonperson (Cut off Obama's nut! Prosecute Acorn!)
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To: crymeariver

reply with this:

Proverbs 25:24
It is better to dwell in the corner of the housetop, Than with a contentious woman in a wide house.


159 posted on 10/27/2008 10:29:23 AM PDT by stompk
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To: Mr. Know It All
Not even close. Some states never had slavery ever. Some states did not permit slavery even before the 13th Amendment.

Native Americans held slaves of other tribes they defeated in battle. It was a common practice.

160 posted on 10/27/2008 10:29:29 AM PDT by mnehring (We Are Joe!)
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