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To: Soliton

So as the story filters out across the various sources...here is each rewritten copy:

Penthouse: The new hottie elect VP, Sarah Palin....met with some handsome and hot studs before the convention at her hotel room where she was wearing a very, very short towel....and cavorting around the room....teasing the old men left and right. Later, both men ran back to the open McCain-bar and drank whiskey sours.

NBC: Oddly-built Governor Palin, a moose-hunter by trade, was seen in her room with a bear rug hung around her thick and bumpy body while entertaining two losers from the McCain staff. The moment lasted thirty seconds before both men realized that she was a dimwit and they left quietly to weep in the hallway over their impending loss.

CBS: Two male McCain staffers....anonymous but seen as part of the McCain “machine” were seen in the Governor Palin penthouse suite which costs $14k per day and features eight giant plasma screen TVs. The governor was wearing business garb typical of Alaska and barely could speak to the gentlemen because of her lack of culture and understanding. She mentioned that she knew several Republicans by their first name....but could never quiet come up with the names.

Fox: A major one-hour discussion in the Governor Palin hotel suite led to fourteen major points and a absolute plan of attack on Biden and Obama. The governor later took a shower because of the sweat this generated. Both gentlemen left and worked through the day in their sweat-stained suits.

I could write all of the scripts for the top twenty news outlets if they paid me....and its all off one story which is mostly bogus to start with.


12 posted on 11/08/2008 1:29:52 AM PST by pepsionice
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To: pepsionice

Keep going, they’re HILARIOUS and SPOT ON!!


18 posted on 11/08/2008 1:47:21 AM PST by 2ndDivisionVet (Barack Obama: In Error and arrogant -- he's errogant!)
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To: pepsionice
Blame Game : Et tu, Palin? | Palin 2012
27 posted on 11/08/2008 2:08:42 AM PST by Gondring (Paul Revere would have been flamed as a naysayer troll and told to go back to Boston.)
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To: pepsionice

funny... and true.


31 posted on 11/08/2008 2:17:48 AM PST by chief_believer
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To: pepsionice
Since before this election I have been concerned about the rift between the social conservatives in the fiscal conservatives even venturing that is the bedrock problem of the conservative movement today and one which, when no accommodation can be found, will continue to frustrate conservative/Republican electoral chances.

I invite Freepers attention to the comments at the foot of the article by "Republican cannibal" who claims to be a conservative although he might just be a troll. If a conservative at all, these words show that he is a fiscal conservative who is clearly embarrassed by social conservatives:

Please will the GOP offer up true, fiscally conservative candidates that understand issues and have innovative solutions. The McCain-Palin ticket lost its keel and puttered around in circles as we "Real" American conservatives looked on in desperation.

Clearly, Palin is fiscally conservative although I concede there is a strain of populism which bothers me to the extent that the oil companies ought to be taxed because they were making too much money. However, on balance, it is futile to argue that Palin is not a qualified fiscal conservative. Why then the visceral reaction by this alleged conservative?

Whatever his motivations, his comments reveal a moat in the party which threatens utterly to divide conservatism as the opposing sides begin to look at the moat as an ocean. If we are to find a way out of the wilderness we must find an accommodation between these two wings of the party, just as Ronald Reagan did. Here is what I wrote before the election which I offer now as a possible bridge over the moat, hopefully not a drawbridge. I have emphasized the comments I think are most relevant to Republican cannibal's remarks: I believe that the big battle in the party will not be between conservatives and moderates but between social conservatives and fiscal conservatives who are primarily libertarian. Both flavors of conservatives find common ground in strong defense. Fiscal conservatives are generally not as enthusiastic about Second Amendment rights, but the issue is not a dealbreaker. Social conservatives are almost universally fiscal conservatives but not all fiscal conservatives share social conservatives concerns about abortion and the ancillary issue of the morning after pill, education, religion in the public square, homosexual union, stem cell research, and pornography, marital fidelity as a prerequisite to public service, and evolution.

I consider myself to be a social conservative with a pesky libertarian reflex. In other words I am ferociously opposed to abortion but I am less exercised about what homosexuals are doing to each other in private. I am very concerned about the war being waged against Christians by our own governments but I'm not very exercised about adult pornography. I recite all of this because I think the way I resolved my apparent dilemma is the way everybody should do it: look for the victim and protect him. The classic arguments in support of legalizing alcohol, drugs, prostitution and gambling all point to the "absence" of a victim so the traditional conservative bias towards individual liberty weighs very heavily. But I sure see a victim in partial-birth abortion so I don't give a damn about the mother's convenience. Indeed, I see no reason to grant exceptions to prohibitions against abortion for incest or rape because those circumstances do not justify victimizing innocents, that is, to kill babies. Life of the mother exception, to the contrary, makes sense to me because one can identify the mother now as a victim. So if all conservatives would only just do as I do, (you know, be as reasonable as Henry Higgins and I) which is to weigh the balance in behalf of an identifiable victim but otherwise to respect individual liberty, we would find much overlapping common ground upon which to build long-lasting compromise.

If social conservatives would accept formulations of public morality the organizing principle of which is the protection of an identifiable victim rather than the vindication of a moral precept, fiscal conservatives and libertarians would be much more comfortable in the party. Fiscal conservatives, for their part, must go to bat for Christians when they are embattled by the secularists who would rob them of their faith through the arm of government. Fiscal conservatives owe Christian conservatives one more consideration, they must stop their smug condescension and their eye rolling whenever Christians express their faith in public. Consider for example the execrable figure of the son of William F. Buckley Jr. abandoning the McCain/Palin ticket for ill disguised abhorrence of Palin's faith. This is probably the last kind of bigotry that is socially acceptable in America but it must no longer be acceptable among conservatives. Buckley claims that he is a "small government conservative" but I claim that no matter how small his government, he is no conservative at all but something quite alien to us.

If the conservative movement is to be salvaged, this dichotomy will have to be resolved either along lines that I suggest or some other way. The alternative is a further splintering of the party and that would be very, very unfortunate.


34 posted on 11/08/2008 2:21:09 AM PST by nathanbedford ("Attack, repeat attack!" Bull Halsey)
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To: pepsionice

You had fun with that, didn’t you. That wasn’t a question.


51 posted on 11/09/2008 9:11:49 AM PST by DeLaine (You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.)
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