Skip to comments.Why gun owners are running scared [while their wives visit male strippers]
Posted on 11/25/2008 6:01:32 PM PST by SJackson
When deer hunting season opens this weekend, Wisconsins poor deer hunters are going to be at even more of a disadvantage than usual in their annual attempt to match wits with highly intelligent animals.
This year, deer hunters are going to be burdened by carrying heaping armloads of guns into the woods with them.
Deer hunters and other gun lovers have been absolutely terrified ever since Nov. 4 that President-elect Barack Obama is going to swoop down on their homes and confiscate all their guns.
In a panic, thousands of gun owners have raced to their nearest gun dealers to stock up on handguns, semi-automatic assault weapons and enough ammo to level the entire state of Wisconsin.
One gun dealer called Obama and Vice President-elect Joe Biden the most anti-gun people ever to be in the White House.
Golly, youd think the late President Lincoln would have been pretty anti-gun. Certainly, his widow sitting next to him at the theater wasnt a real big fan.
In the first two weeks of November, gun sales and background checks nearly doubled in Wisconsin compared with the same period a year earlier when scary Democrats werent being elected. What comes through from these stories is just the opposite of the image gun owners want to projectthat they are tough guys ready to shoot it out with any wild thingman or beastwho crosses their path.
Instead, it turns out gun owners are big scaredy cats.
A majority of us were dancing in the streets celebrating a historic new direction for our country after pointless war abroad and economic disaster at home. But, for gun owners, their first thought was heart-pounding terror that they might not have enough guns and ammo to fend off all the demons that keep them awake at night.
It sort of proves the point Obama once made in an off-hand remark when he said small-town people who feel powerless in our country cling to their guns. The National Rifle Association itself was the first to celebrate the clinging phenomenon in a famous bumper sticker about prying guns from cold, dead fingers.
If you live in constant fear that someone is going to take all your guns away, you arent going to be foolish enough to leave any of them at home when you go up north to hunt deer this year, are you? Thats just what Barack Obama and Joe Biden want you to do.
While your wives are out getting drunk and tucking dollar bills into the g-strings of Chippendales, the Democrats are going to sneak in and clean out your entire arsenals. Gun owners still wake up trembling with fear, remembering the 10 horrible years after 1994 when semiautomatic assault weapons were banned in this country. Not only were assault weapons banned, but so were pistol grips, flash suppressors and bayonet mounts that could be used to convert hunting rifles into military assault weapons.
For 10 long years, gun owners lived in constant fear that godless hordes would attack their homes and get in close enough for hand-to-hand combat at a time when law-biding citizens were forbidden to buy bayonet mounts. President George Bush allowed the ban to expire in 2004 so Vice President Dick Cheney and other hunters in America would once again have the freedom to use any weapons they wanted to shoot their friends.
Actually, President-elect Obama, like most other Democrats, has always proclaimed his support for the Second Amendment and the rights of hunters and other law-abiding Americans to buy, own and use guns. But the gun lobby considers any politician an enemy unless he supports arming every American, drunk or sober, sane or insane. Let the chipsand the bodiesfall where they may.
Thats why really cautious deer hunters are going to be lugging every weapon they can carry into the woods with them. We hope no one drops one on his foot. We wouldnt want anyone to get hurt by a gun.
Finally, we've reached the time of The One.
His wife has taut arms, she doesn't need to tuck dollar bills in the waistband of male strippers.
Lots of folk here know Joel, some don't, but on behalf of my wife, who is not a drunk, Joel, you're an *sshole
The great Joel McNally weighs in on hunters, gunowners, and their drunk wives.
I don’t know him, but after reading this garbage; I do believe your assessment is 100% correct.
“Actually, President-elect Obama, like most other Democrats, has always proclaimed his support for the Second Amendment and the rights of hunters and other law-abiding Americans to buy, own and use guns. But the gun lobby considers any politician an enemy unless he supports arming every American, drunk or sober, sane or insane. Let the chipsand the bodiesfall where they may.”
I will bookmark this article and repost this idiots quote many time in the near future.
I really have no sympathy for journalists. Especially when their job lets them go because no one wants to read the filth they print.
Wow. I’ve met some really clueless people in my life but this guy takes the cake.
I agree. Whoever this jerk is he’s the classic lib. Just launch ad hominems and bingo! You’re the smartest person in the room.
They have every reason to be concerned. Oboma can't create his own "civilian" police state and forced labor "service" camps while Americans are still armed.
Oboma thinks like Joesph Stalin, so can blame them?
This guy is a f’n gun hating homo..........Any women here willing to step up and slap him?
What a libtard. At least I don’t have to worry about running into the POS while hunting.
The original author (JOEL MCNALLY) certainly knows how to come off in a condescending and arrogant manner...
I’ve always thought that you should watch what you say, because words have consequences.
Joel is many things. Most which would get me banned if I express them but above all Joel is a liar, liar with his pants on fire.
I dont believe that people should be able to own guns. -B.H.O.
What a hateful arrogant a$$wipe
The POS would starve without a supermarket and someone else to do the killing.
Come on now, you can say it here.
HE'S A BHO MAN!
That would make a good song, back in disco days, I'm a BHO man.
I can launch ad hominems
Do you know anyone who will pay me for it? I'm clearly on the wrong side of the political spectrum.
I can believe this is passed off as print media. This jabroni has the intellect of an amoeba. No offense to amoebas of course.
What an a-hole. Fact is, Obama is going to restrict gun buying, its inevitable. Like leaves falling in the autumn, the sun rising in the morning, and neo-Marxist politicians raising taxes.