Cynthia McKinney’s Excellent Adventure

Pajamas Media ^ | January 1 | Ralph Alter

[AJKauf]

Green Party presidential candidate, truther, and world-class crackpot Cynthia McKinney was attracted to the media buzz surrounding the drama in Gaza like a Kennedy is drawn to an appointed Senate seat.

With the 60-foot yacht Dignity beneath her, the voluble Ms. McKinney accompanied a gaggle of Palestinian apologists and international members of the tin-foil hat-wearing, busy-body brigade on what was characterized in the compliant media as a “humanitarian mission.” As is so often the case with the confrontational American politician, her interests collided — this time with a vessel from the Israeli navy.

Passengers on board the Dignity claimed that the Israeli patrol boat rammed their vessel, but Israel said the two boats collided as the Israeli navy was trying to contact its captain...

[atomic conspiracy]

Cynbat the Sailor

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

The Voyage of the Dignity

Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip,
That started from this Cypress port, aboard this tiny ship.
The mate was a mighty sailin’ man,
the Skipper brave and sure.
Five passengers set sail that day for a three hour tour.
A three hour tour.

Which raises the age-old question: Cynthia McKinney or Helen Thomas?

[rusureitflies?]

Where is this nut (c m) now?

[pepsionice]

I doubt that she knew the full impact of showing up on this vessel. She’s funded by these guys as a mouth-piece in the US and probably pulls in $50k a year for services. But its hard to imagine that she grasps what kind of trouble she is asking for.

[Mojave]

Here on Cynthia Isle...

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

Popeye!
Who has that pic of her with her eyes buggin’ out?

[rodguy911]

Buckwheat the navigator....
if only we had some of those old photos of her buckwheat inspired hair doooos...

[UCANSEE2]

Which raises the age-old question: Cynthia McKinney or Helen Thomas?

I'm not sure I want to know what the question is.

[quadrant]

Not only that, she's a coward. When I lived in Atlanta, she was my “representative.” Very infrequently, she held meetings with constituents. She would meet with people privately, but would not stand in front of a crowd and answer questions.

[UCANSEE2]

My pleasure to contribute.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

The canonical question is: “Ginger or Mary Ann?”.

[BigCinBigD]

I hope the sharks over there aren’t allergic to nut's.

[UCANSEE2]

Thank you.

Now I get it.

[UCANSEE2]

Had there been Helen and Cynthia on Gilligan’s Island, instead of Ginger and Mary Ann, the Professor would have fixed the boat in about 60 seconds.

[wedwo]

[wedwo]

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Had there been Helen and Cynthia on Gilligan’s Island, instead of Ginger and Mary Ann, the Professor would have fixed the boat in about 60 seconds.

I couldn't disagree more. Had there been Helen and Cynthia on the boat instead of Ginger and Mary Ann, the Professor never would have set foot on board.

[KTM rider]

Cynthia McKinney- a soldier of “the enemy within”

[JustaDumbBlonde]

"Who has that pic of her with her eyes buggin’ out?"

Gee Doc, that would be just about every photo ever taken of her!