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'Villages' Retirement Home is Widower's Sex Paradise
Fox ^
| 1/26/2009
| Fox
Posted on 01/26/2009 5:36:34 AM PST by Red in Blue PA
Lady LAKE, Fla. — It's 11 p.m. at the Bourbon Street Bar, and Roselyn's gyrating her hips to the blues band, Sue's sipping a cocktail and flirting with her new boyfriend, and Alan is scanning the crowd for cute girls.
"See those two?" a buxom blonde asks, pointing to an elegant couple at the bar. "They were caught having sex in their golf cart a few weeks ago. It happens a lot!"
Welcome to ground zero for geriatrics who are seriously getting it on.
It's a Thursday night at one of a half-dozen hot spots at the 20,000-acre Central Florida complex called The Villages, the largest gated retirement community in America — and one of the most popular destinations for New Yorkers in their golden years — where the female-to-male ratio runs 10 to 1.
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"Whatever you know about 20-year-olds, it's the same with seniors," said Roselyn Shelley, 68, a divorced former dancer.
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TOPICS: News/Current Events; US: Florida
KEYWORDS: grannygoescommando; mountnglions; oldwomen; thevillages; wrinkled
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To: Lazamataz
Worth reading the whole article.
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posted on
01/26/2009 5:50:05 AM PST
by
cjshapi
(Proudly posting without a tagline since 2001)
To: Red in Blue PA
To: Red in Blue PA
Like they say, “Just cause there’s snow on the roof, don’t mean the fire’s out in the basement.”
To: Red in Blue PA
What comes after cougars?
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posted on
01/26/2009 5:50:52 AM PST
by
Sig Sauer P220
(Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators. ---- Will Rogers)
To: Hatteras
Thats why he did her in the golf cart its dark in Florida on the golf course at night.Maybe bring along a bag just in case the moon is out.
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posted on
01/26/2009 5:51:09 AM PST
by
bikerman
To: Red in Blue PA
Sounds like Viagra is the most prescribed medicine in that community.
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posted on
01/26/2009 5:51:51 AM PST
by
Venturer
To: null and void
No you are not!!! You will bless some lady one of these days. I have excellent taste in best friends.
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posted on
01/26/2009 5:52:04 AM PST
by
DeLaine
To: Izzy Dunne
If you’re a ho when you’re young, you’ll be a ho when you’re old. A leopard doesn’t change it’s spots!
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posted on
01/26/2009 5:52:28 AM PST
by
FES0844
To: FES0844
A leopard doesn’t change it’s liver spots!
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posted on
01/26/2009 5:54:33 AM PST
by
Cedric
To: Red in Blue PA
And the Beach Boys thought Surf City was great at 2 to 1 odds.
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posted on
01/26/2009 5:54:36 AM PST
by
Past Your Eyes
(Some people are too stupid to be ashamed.)
To: Red in Blue PA
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posted on
01/26/2009 5:55:32 AM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(Here's hoping the Kennedy family trust is in deep....with Madoff)
To: DeLaine
*blush*
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posted on
01/26/2009 5:55:43 AM PST
by
null and void
(We are now in day 6 of our national holiday from reality.)
To: STONEWALLS
...a retired friend of mine was getting laid like crazy at his retirement community....by rich widows who would take him out and pick up the tab....his secret?....he still had a full head of hair and he was not over weight.
So you're saying theres no chance for someone who looks like a cross between George Costanza and Jabba the Hut, and is hung like a thumbtack? Damn!
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posted on
01/26/2009 5:55:44 AM PST
by
Sig Sauer P220
(Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators. ---- Will Rogers)
To: Red in Blue PA
A co-worker has a father still in good shape, retired at the Villages... "Pop" sends him photos of him being with a younger lady, martini in hand, all the time.
It's good to be king, apparently!
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posted on
01/26/2009 5:56:58 AM PST
by
ikka
(Brother, you asked for it!)
To: Red in Blue PA
It is always a special feeling when you know you’ve found The One. (Nighter)
To: Red in Blue PA
I can see the videos coming out now...
"Shriveled Yankees Gone Wild".
"Ophelia Does Orlando"
"Gum Jobs Galore"
"He's Fallen And He Can't Get It Up!"
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posted on
01/26/2009 5:57:53 AM PST
by
DocH
(Keep your powder dry and keep it in the black, fellow freedom-loving Patriots)
To: Red in Blue PA
After this story I think property values just jumped by about 25%.......LOL!
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posted on
01/26/2009 5:57:55 AM PST
by
Hot Tabasco
(My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60..Now we don't know where he is.)
To: Hot Tabasco
After this story I think property values just jumped by about 25%.......LOL!Great news! I have a house in a Florida country club for sale...
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posted on
01/26/2009 5:59:47 AM PST
by
Sir Francis Dashwood
(Arjuna, why have you have dropped your bow???)
To: Izzy Dunne
I'm a man, but I don't understand this "one-night meaningful relationship" crap.
Me too! Why the hell does there have to be some sort of meaning? Lets just do it and after coffee in the morning I'll leave.........
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posted on
01/26/2009 6:00:35 AM PST
by
Hot Tabasco
(My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60..Now we don't know where he is.)
To: DocH
I can see the videos coming out now...'48 1/2 Ton Pick Up with Bed Liner.
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posted on
01/26/2009 6:02:17 AM PST
by
Sir Francis Dashwood
(Arjuna, why have you have dropped your bow???)
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