Posted on 03/26/2009 8:26:46 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I’m not surprised.
Are Barry and Michelle the only nuclear family in their family?
That’s GREAT NEWS!
Right ... How is George from Kenya doing these days?
Yhello!
In April 2008, I read a New York Times article that compared the tax plans of Senators Obama, McCain, and Clinton. According to that article, my federal income tax would increase by $1,500, per year, and my income is $35,000, per year, net.
Last Nov., USA Today stated that, according to their exit poll, 63% of voters said that the economy was their most important issue. Among that group, 54% voted for Obama. If they really cared about the economy, they shouldn’t have voted for the candidate who promised that he would increase tax rates. Increasing tax rates never helps the economy. It usually worsens the economy. In 1984, Walter Mondale said that he wanted to increase tax rates, and he barely won one state. In 2008, Obama said that he wanted to increase tax rates, and he won.
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I don’t read it.
That was a Little Green Footballs report.
Article on “sun storm” Rush was talking about
http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20127001.300-space-storm-alert-90-seconds-from-catastrophe.htm
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Oh, great—I want a “smart meter” in my house so that YOU can track my energy use . . .
GIVE Act outlaws citizens’ right to protest
Smart Meter? DOH
Perhaps Barry would have my smart heat meter on 55 degrees instead of the 62 we've been at and tell us to put a sweater on.
I have a smart meter, it tracks all the electricty I use, and I pay for it. If I don’t they turn it off.
Now that’s smart!!
I just shipped her off to work an hour ago for the first
time. She called and said she got in OK. I don’t
how long she can sit at a desk tho, probably won’t last
long. Fine by me.
The smart meter at the White House is coming up empty.
hee hee
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