Posted on 04/03/2009 8:03:34 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
all respects but it was premediated.....knew from the doc no more booze at least for a year startin sat nite....my neighborhhod gin joint is one Obama orgie........so I slammed 3 irish car boms, stewed in additional Budweisers until I blasted em........80 times
“I want an American character, that the powers of Europe may be convinced we act for ourselves and not for others; this, in my judgment, is the only way to be respected abroad and happy at home.” —George Washington
You’re gonna make it worse doing that!!
Clint . . . we’re going to end up in the Smoky Backroom before long.
I’m done....all good and all that, but it was such a blast
challengin idiots
this’ll help
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm beaver
Oh Puleeeeeeeze!
You, of all pepole, are the Pun Police now?!!!
If only there was a way to resurrect that guy!
Will they sing a different tune when the bombs start landing in their backyards?
I’m surprised that, in Sen. Kennedy’s campaigns, he doesn’t mention the fact that he was born exactly 200 years after George Washington.
did you know that Washington had a rule that when he died or more so...was pronounced to be dead,he was not to be buried for 3 additional days in the event he was NOT dead but in a coma or the like as happened in those days...
some will, some will never be able to spell bomb
Did you know that’s where the term “Saved by the bell” came from?
really ?....interestin
Well, somebody’s gotta do it.
Besides, I hear you get a cool badge.
"Obama" is a Kenyan oath, uttered by Kenyans when they step accidentally in a pile of excrement or hit their thumbs with a hammer, as they try to hammer nails.
busy little tag line there
Joggles?
People were buried with a string in the coffin that went up to ground level. It was attached to a bell. I don’t know how often the bell rang, but it did sometimes. People would take turns sitting at the graveside and if that bell rang, they started digging really fast.
So, some were “Saved by the bell”.
That’s very interesting.
I understand some people lived in terror of being buried alive, it was such a real possibility.
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