Sometimes, you need to buy wholesale.
Posted on 04/23/2009 8:54:30 AM PDT by Chuckster
tie em to a chair and force them to watch Obama speeches. Or is that torture?
Sometimes, you need to buy wholesale.
Conduct a deep water bouyancy test.
Dey got SKILLZ !
How about leave them on a deserted island in the middle of shark infested waters? OR take them for a ride on a submarine and show them the torpedo tube? (Cement shoes, of course!)
Be sure to police your brass when you done.
“Let them have an accident at sea”
Send them back to their homeland, this contraption http://www.newscientist.com/blog/invention/2006/05/human-cannonballs_15.html should be just the thing .... don’t you think?
Looks good to me.
Hnag’em from the tallest Radar Platform then. But then again, Bosun’s mates (especially the reall salty ones) have ways of setting things up for “Special occasions”. A little help from the HT’s and some spare pipe from the Ship’s Machine Shop,...Voila!
“I think it would be great to be a Pirate!”
“Think again Ms. Swann,..if I happen upon anyone committing Piracy I’ll see that they get a proper welcome, a short drop and a sudden stop.”
NOW THIS IS WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!
THIS IS NOT THE NAVY’S PROBLEM. The headline should be: OBAMA Ponders What to do With Pirates
Now that I read the article, I am more concerned. The headline is more or less correct because it is referring to the “Navy” as a whole conglomeration of navies as if they are ONE. The Kenya aspects of the story are ironic considering our Kenyan president.
This quote got me, too. “Kenya’s Foreign Ministry said Friday it is studying a proposal to establish a special tribunal but likely would expect richer countries to foot the bill.” I gotta let the cat of of the bag: The US is NOT a rich country. We are broke. If we were a corporation, we’d be asking for a bailout.
A dead pirate is a happy pirate.
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Use dyneee-mite..... saaave time....
Just send them to davy jones...
Cheaper... quicker...
More efficient all around...
You may fire when ready, Gridley...
Feed them to the sharks....
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