Did you stop learning about evolution in like 2nd grade?? That’s like asking “if evolution happens, how come there are still monkeys?!” It just makes you sound ignorant at best and crazy at worst.
Don’t knock it until someone trys it. I bet John Kerry would answer the question with a long-winded go-around and look like an idiot.
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DTG 070455Z MAY 09
T O P S E C R E T VIKINGKITTEN
SUBJ: ZOT
RE: POST 14
1. WATCH NCOIC HAS CONFIRMED REPEAT CONFIRMED TROLL SIGHTING, THIS DTG, THIS LOCATION.
2. FR MOD COMMAND HAS EXECUTED COMMAND-DIRECTED ZORCH ON TARGET (ZOT).
3. WATCH NCOIC HAS CONCLUDED BATTLE DAMAGE ASSESSMENT (BDA) FOLLOWING STRIKE TERMINATION ORDER. BDA EVALUATES STRIKE EFFECT AS LEVEL-ONE “STILL SMOKING”.
4. ALL ELEMENTS ARE AUTHORIZED TO EXECUTE OPTION “DOGPILE” UPON RECEIPT OF THIS MSG. GENERAL ORDER ONE IS SUSPENDED THIS OCCASION.
5. ALL ELEMENTS ARE DIRECTED TO RALLY POINT URSULA FOR AFTER-ACTION REVIEW (AAR) AND AUTHORIZED HOOT-’N-HOLLER UPON TROLL REMAINS. CONSUMPTION OF ADULT BEVERAGES IS FURTHER ENCOURAGED.
6. ADMIN NOTE: INTERESTED PARTIES MAY BE INCLUDED IN, OR REMOVED FROM, THE VIKING KITTIES TROLL-WATCH ALERT ROSTER BY FREEPMAILING THE WATCH NCOIC, CODENAME “OLD SARGE”, SUBJECT: ALERT ROSTER.
7. CHALLENGE/PASSWORD: VALHALLA-OVERLORD.
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