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Ron Reagan Junior: 'Limbaugh Hasn't Had a Natural Erection Since the Nixon Administration'
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Posted on 05/20/2009 8:46:09 AM PDT by Sub-Driver

Ron Reagan Junior: 'Limbaugh Hasn't Had a Natural Erection Since the Nixon Administration' By Tim Graham Created 2009-05-20 11:16

They used to mock the manhood of Ron Reagan ("Junior") for being a ballet dancer. But Junior is striking back on his leftist Air America radio show [1]. He would not stand for Rush Limbaugh joking about Nancy Pelosi shaking from "Botox withdrawal," and even recycled a January routine in which Limbaugh joked to keep the birth rate down, "simply put pictures of Nancy Pelosi ... in every cheap motel room." Reagan Junior unloaded on Limbaugh being on thin ice [2] for making erection jokes (click here [3] for audio):

Limbaugh hasn't had a natural erection since the Nixon Administration; think he's compensating for something? Now, I wouldn't pick on him for any of this stuff, not his blubbiness, not his man-boobs, not his inability to have a natural erection -- none of that stuff -- to me, off limits until! until! -- Mr. Limbaugh, you turn that sort of gun on somebody else -- once you start doing that, you're fair game, fat boy. Absolutely, you jiggly pile of mess. You're just fair game, and you're going to get it, too. [Laughs] You'd better watch what you say, Limbaugh, because it can come back the other way.

Junior also strangely claimed that Pelosi looks pretty good for a grandma, but Limbaugh looks like "the unholy spawn of Tony Soprano and the Michelin Man."

He also jumped all over CNN analyst Alex Castellanos joking that "If Speaker Pelosi were still capable of human facial expression, she'd be embarrassed" by the "Nixon-like position" she's in. He said "This from a guy who looks like he just stepped out of a road production of [the Harvey Fierstein drag-queen musical] La Cage Aux Folles."


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: ronaldprescottreagan
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To: Sub-Driver
“They used to mock the manhood of Ron Reagan (”Junior”) for being a ballet dancer.”

Did we ever stop mocking him for that?

Hey Ron, your Dad wrote a famous letter to Rush calling him a great voice for conservatives. Are your feelings hurt?

41 posted on 05/20/2009 9:01:01 AM PDT by Never on my watch (If Obama isn't a tyrant, then tell me what a tyrant would do differently)
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To: Sub-Driver

Seriously I wonder how he knows this is a fact...


42 posted on 05/20/2009 9:01:31 AM PDT by usmcobra (Your chances of dying in bed are reduced by getting out of it, but most people still die in bed)
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To: Sub-Driver

Ron Jr. gets plenty of natural erections for hot men. Stupid liberal faggot.


43 posted on 05/20/2009 9:01:50 AM PDT by Astronaut
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To: DoughtyOne

And now he is trying to make it by attacking the King of Talk Radio. He can’t stand on his own and will now just he can just fade away.


44 posted on 05/20/2009 9:02:20 AM PDT by 2001convSVT ("Only Property Owners that pay taxes should have the right to Vote")
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To: Never on my watch

Did we ever stop mocking him for that?

Not that I recall.....Rahm and Ron must have a lot in common.


45 posted on 05/20/2009 9:03:06 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: Sub-Driver

What a smutty little son of a great Man.


46 posted on 05/20/2009 9:04:03 AM PDT by tillacum
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To: Sub-Driver
Who knew that Ronnie fantasizes about Rush's private parts? It was all that teabagging thrill up the leg on CNN and MSNBC that set him off, no doubt.
47 posted on 05/20/2009 9:04:38 AM PDT by SaraJohnson
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To: 2001convSVT

I hope Rush remains silent on his comments.

Ron is such a pip-squeak.


48 posted on 05/20/2009 9:04:39 AM PDT by DoughtyOne (Obama is mentally a child of ten. Just remember that when he makes statements and issues policy.)
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To: tillacum
I blame Nancy.

I always had the impression that she literally treated Mike Reagan as the “Red Headed Step Child.”

49 posted on 05/20/2009 9:05:41 AM PDT by Never on my watch (If Obama isn't a tyrant, then tell me what a tyrant would do differently)
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To: Sub-Driver

What a “Nancyboy”!


50 posted on 05/20/2009 9:05:48 AM PDT by Redleg Duke ("Sarah Palin...Unleashing the Fury of the Castrated Left!")
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To: Sub-Driver

Just sitting here wondering if Ron Jr. and Adam Lambert will be tongueing each other later tonight on Idol...


51 posted on 05/20/2009 9:08:35 AM PDT by golas1964 (Zero is NOT my hero!)
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To: Sub-Driver

http://www.hedwigandtheangryinch.de/

Didn’t know Ron Jr. could sing; believe I saw him in this strange movie the other day.


52 posted on 05/20/2009 9:08:49 AM PDT by tumblindice (Americas Founding Fathers, all armed conservatives)
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To: Sub-Driver
Ron Reagan Jr, the ballet dancer, talking about having "normal erections"??


53 posted on 05/20/2009 9:08:55 AM PDT by ETL (ALL the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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'Limbaugh Hasn't Had a Natural Erection Since the Nixon Administration'

So.. that would make him Limpbaugh?

54 posted on 05/20/2009 9:10:09 AM PDT by humblegunner
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To: Sub-Driver

Remember in Smokey and the bandit, when jackie Gleason tells Jr, There is no way you came from my loins.?

No way that little creep was Ronald Reagans.
Somebody had it in for Ronnie.


55 posted on 05/20/2009 9:12:22 AM PDT by Venturer
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To: Sub-Driver

If there was ever an example of what happens when all of the bad genes from both parents converge, this person is it!


56 posted on 05/20/2009 9:15:27 AM PDT by chris_bdba
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To: Sub-Driver

If you can’t dazzle them with your brilliant prose, baffle them with your ignorance and gutter commentary.

Ronnie is no ‘chip off the old block’.

That’s for sure.


57 posted on 05/20/2009 9:16:36 AM PDT by Bigh4u2 (Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
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To: Sub-Driver

I will self-censor my profanity out of respect for this pathetic loser’s great father.


58 posted on 05/20/2009 9:17:08 AM PDT by FormerACLUmember (Chains you can believe in.)
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To: Sub-Driver

Did he lose his gig at the dog shows or something?

Little Ronnie, go take care of your mother like a good little AGING house boy.


59 posted on 05/20/2009 9:18:11 AM PDT by poobear
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To: FormerACLUmember

such a sad sad waste of a legacy.

It must really irk him that he could of had it all with a conservative state of mind rather than his current left wing looney state of mind.


60 posted on 05/20/2009 9:18:48 AM PDT by longtermmemmory (VOTE! http://www.senate.gov and http://www.house.gov)
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