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Old Jews Telling Jokes
Jewish World Review ^ | May 27 2009 | Richard Z Chesnoff

Posted on 05/27/2009 7:00:52 AM PDT by Milhous

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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

Thanks for the ping!


61 posted on 05/29/2009 8:49:23 PM PDT by Alamo-Girl
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To: Alamo-Girl

Would you like a nice piece of fish with your ping?


62 posted on 05/29/2009 8:50:46 PM PDT by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

LOLOL!


63 posted on 05/29/2009 8:51:32 PM PDT by Alamo-Girl
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

64 posted on 05/29/2009 8:52:14 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: Alamo-Girl

Like the old saying goes, an Alamo a day keeps the matzos away, or something like that.


65 posted on 05/29/2009 8:52:42 PM PDT by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
Gefilte Joe and the Fish: "Take a Walk on the Kosher Side"
66 posted on 05/29/2009 8:54:32 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

ROFL!


67 posted on 05/29/2009 8:56:20 PM PDT by Mad_Tom_Rackham (What did Obama's Teleprompter know, and when did it know it...)
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To: Joe 6-pack

If Elvis had been Jewish this is what he’d have done:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9Kdgy85efA&feature=related


68 posted on 05/29/2009 9:04:46 PM PDT by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

No, no, no ... it’s “ammo a day keeps the Marxists away.”


69 posted on 05/29/2009 9:06:18 PM PDT by Alamo-Girl
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTh6r15FWf0


70 posted on 05/29/2009 9:09:59 PM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (Mr. Bernanke, have you started working on your book about the second GREATER depression?")
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To: Alamo-Girl

I think your idea has merit to deny a *second* Holocaust from happening...



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71 posted on 05/29/2009 9:11:15 PM PDT by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

I very much like the JPFO!


72 posted on 05/29/2009 9:39:15 PM PDT by Alamo-Girl
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To: potlatch

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The long and winding road.....


73 posted on 05/29/2009 9:41:41 PM PDT by devolve ( . . . . . . . . Obama confiscated Teacher & Police Union pension funds? . . . . . . . . . . . . .)
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance; Alamo-Girl

You know why the Jews wandered the desert for 40 years?

Somebody lost a quarter...


74 posted on 05/29/2009 10:34:59 PM PDT by bigheadfred (Negromancer !!! RUN for your lives !!!)
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To: rmlew

I thought the Reformed Synagogue was a Yiddish schism.


75 posted on 05/30/2009 5:44:07 AM PDT by dangus
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

I remember reading that Elvis Aron Presley was Jewish, under Jewish matriarchical lineage: His mother’s mother was Jewish!


76 posted on 05/30/2009 5:48:52 AM PDT by dangus
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

Thanks for the ping, bodda bing.

I must be part part Jewish, ‘cause I love those to tell self-defecating jokes...or was that deprecating?


77 posted on 05/30/2009 7:04:35 AM PDT by wizr ( Freedom ain't free, and common sense ain't common, it's a gift, from God.)
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To: Milhous

Just sent this to my boss...


78 posted on 05/30/2009 8:40:20 AM PDT by Tanniker Smith (The sun glinted off chiseled pectorals sculpted during four weight-lifting sessions each week and...)
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

sounds like people I’d love to meet & know.


79 posted on 05/30/2009 6:25:14 PM PDT by prophetic (God, let 0Bama and his evil plans for this country fail & let him be utterly disgraced like HAMAN!!)
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