[a fool in paradise]

It’s a contradiction.

[CzarNicky]

What is a “kosher gay couple?” or is this satire?

[rom]

Maybe the good Rabbi can find a group of kosher gay polygamists while he’s out there.

[Deb]

I was gonna do a joke about Hebrew National Sausage, but I won't. There's also a circumcision joke in there somewhere.

[HiTech RedNeck]

An irony of biblical proportions. In the paganized temples of the modern gentiles which have been purged of any reverence to God, the “gays” come clamoring in. Not to be outdone, this would be emissary of Moses is now scouting for fresh meat to make unkosher in a new way.

[kalee]

My parents had Jewish friends whose son was a rabbi. He dumped the wife and kids and announced he was gay. His parents were mortified. Trying to remember his name, he was in FL. Maybe he and his partner would like to avail themselves of this mockery.

[mainestategop]

OyVEH! The JUwish Modz will probably have a ball with this one!

[SampleMan]

Rabbi David Mark has been placing ads in Jewish newspapers to find two people who want to get hitched, something not possible just a few short years ago."There was a need out there among the public for something like this," Mark told the Sun-Sentinel.

Too funny. What an idiot. He's found the cure, but he can't locate the disease.

[Clock King]

Temple Sholom recently shed its ultra-conservative image

How did that happen? Seriously, who infiltrated, schemed, lied, and then took over? Know how the enemy works so you can stop him when he tries again.

[Fido969]

Very few gays want to get married.

This is about destroying the culture and everything decent, it’s got nothing to do with marriage.

[Chickensoup]

It hurt me so much to my very core that I could not help these people. I believe religion should bring people together.”

It is all about him.

[hecht]

the clergyman can find a gay Jewish couple but not a kosher couple. He is likely not even Kosher.
The article states that Orthos “still” don’t recognize gay marriages.
By definition WE DON’T!!!!!!!

[Unam Sanctam]

Earlier this year, the Temple shifted away from what it felt was an increasingly right-wing ideology.

So much for the idea of God's people obeying the covenant revealed to Moses. So much for all the railings of the prophets about Israel being faithful to the covenant.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

"There was a need out there among the public for something like this,"

And yet he can not find anyone to "marry". Seems there was not a need after all.

[RichInOC]

A Miami rabbi can’t find two nice Jewish boys who want to get married? Who knew?

Hawk, it’s not nice to file your parodies as actual news stories.

:-D )))

[Califreak]

Umm-how can someone be kosher AND gay?

Just wondering...

[Buckeye Battle Cry]

How can they be kosher if they’re porking...never mind. You get the point.

[FreepShop1]

This is disgusting. Deformed “Temples” might as well be worshipping Satan. They have little to do with Judaism. these so-called “rabbis” preach more Marx than Moses.

[FreepShop1]

It looks like a Turkish strip joint

[Salman]

He’s OK with “gay marriage”, but not intermarriage?