(Bombshell)JOHN EDWARDS SECRET DNA TEST PROVES HE'S THE DADDY!

National Inquirer ^

[Hildy]

First off, the baby is a girl, and secondly, you’re an ass.

[LiberConservative]

And the Pope is Catholic and bears defecate in the woods. (yawn)

[PalmettoMason]

First off, the baby is a girl,...

I don't believe the word "bastard" is gender specific.

[SES1066]

I hope that John Edwards feels about 2 feet tall.

Johhny boy's sense of shame was surgically removed when J.Edwards Esq. graduated from law school (if not earlier). This was a requirement to join what was then known as the National Trial Lawyer's Association. John Edwards, a poster child for Shakespeare's Henry VI, Act IV, Scene II - what a waste of intelligence. May he find the misery that he deserves for the rest of his miserable life.

[Ann Archy]

Oh PLEASE!! I’ll bet $100.00 she did NOT turn on him and that they are STILL LOVERS...yuk. If not Rielle, then WHO is he seeing? He;s not living with Elizabeth and the kids....so then WHO???

[ManFromHouston]

Whoa!

Gambling in Vegas?

Who woulda thunk?

[BunnySlippers]

I agree. I’m sure hot-shot lawyer Edwards told her how to dodge the questions. They will marry if Elizabeth dies.

[Moonman62]

They will marry if Elizabeth dies.

How she doing? They made it seem fatal during the campaign.

[reagan_fanatic]

Thank You.

[BunnySlippers]

Don’t know. But I’m not the type to revel in someone’s death either Conservative or Liberal. I think the loss of a life is a sad thing.

[romanesq]

She flipped, even if it wasn’t intentional. The mistress of the Silky Pony’s baby didn’t need to do much. She just had to show up and confirm the transfer payments she received and how the transaction took place.

The government can do the rest. And then if campaign monies found their way to her, Silky Pony is sunk.

It’s that simple.

[Charles Martel]

Never refer to a child like that.

I think that was a reference to Edwards, not the child.

[Kickass Conservative]

>”I think that was a reference to Edwards, not the child”<

Don’t think so.

That being said, what is the definition of a “bastard” and isn’t the baby Little?

The original poster was not being PC, but he was telling the truth. like it or not.

[Charles Martel]

Hey, I was just speculating. It looked to me like the "him" at the end of the second sentence was a reference to the "little bastard" in the one preceding. And since that word is hardly limited to literal applications...

Oh, who cares. :-)

[Kickass Conservative]

Just imagine that an Ex Republican Senator Fathered a Child out of Wedlock, said his best friend was the Father of the child, lied about the Affair and Child’s Paternity to his Cancer afflicted Wife as well as the Public and was suspected of using Campaign Finances to bribe the woman involved.

Hint: It wouldn’t just be a story in the National Enquirer.

[Daniel II]

“I can’t believe it! I totally thought some long lost evil twin brother of O.J.’s (with the exact same height, weight, shoe size, face, and clothes) was the real killer. Man I can’t believe the juice did it!”

Well, all except for the hands ... his twin brother’s hands were smaller.

[Forward the Light Brigade]

Heck, why do the test? The baby looks like her daddy. He should divorce his wife and marry the mother of his baby and be a father to that little girl even if he’s got to go back to being a lawyer. But—being a selfish creature—he will not and continue the fiction that he “loves” his wife.

[bray]

If I had a $ every time someone said that to me... I am an equal opportunity offender.

Pray for America

[Hildy]

I don't believe the word "bastard" is gender specific.

No, it's not, but this statement is: You’re right, its not the Bastard’s fault his mom is a slut.

[Hildy]

I don't believe the word "bastard" is gender specific.

No, it's not, but this statement is: You’re right, its not the Bastard’s fault his mom is a slut.