Sheryl Crow
Posted on 08/27/2009 7:45:24 AM PDT by IbJensen
he bad news: There's a shortage of toilet paper, and officials in Havana say it will not ease until the end of the year.
The good news: Day-old copies of the Communist party's newspaper Granma, a traditional substitute, are available for less than a U.S. penny. And that's six to eight full, if rough, pages per day.
Cuban officials say the shortage is the result of the global financial crisis and three devastating hurricanes last summer, which forced cuts in imports as well as domestic production because of reductions in electricity and imports of raw materials.
But CNN commentator Fareed Zakaria says that ``at the bottom of this toilet paper shortage is Cuba's continuing commitment to its bizarro world of socialist economics.''
``Cuba's disastrous economy would be a joke were it not for the poverty it has perpetuated among millions of Cubans,'' Zakaria said in a video commentary posted last week. ``The whole country is stagnating. Fifty percent of its arable fields are going unfarmed. First and second year college students work one month out of the year in agriculture.''
``It's insane farm policies lead to frequent shortages of fruit, vegetables and other basic food needs, shortages even more serious than toilet paper,'' he added. ``And all those programs that they have held up for years as successes of the communist revolution -- free education for all through college, universal health care -- well, Raúl Castro just announced they're going to have to make cuts in all of these.''
``Meanwhile the average Cuban still earns less than . . . $20 per month,'' he concluded. ``Now, capitalism has its problems, as we have all seen. But at least we're not running out of toilet paper.''
The toilet paper shortage is no joking matter for Cubans.
Toilet paper is not included in the ration card that covers basic goods at highly subsidized prices, so Cubans have long been forced to buy their supplies at so-called ``hard currency stores'' or use alternatives -- Chinese and North Korean magazines have been a favorite because of their soft paper.
On Tuesday, a pack of four Cuban-manufactured toilet paper rolls was selling in Havana stores for the equivalent of about 28 pesos, or about two days' salary for the average worker.
``Right now almost all the stores are out of it, and it's a miracle that I found it,'' said a Havana retiree, who asked for anonymity to avoid problems with authorities, in a telephone interview from Miami.
Cuban officials quoted earlier this month in the official Radio Rebelde predicted ``an important importation of toilet paper'' by the end of the year ``to supply this demand that today is presenting problems.''
The Productos Sanitarios Proa factory in Matanzas province also produces toilet paper, branded ``hygienic and ecological.'' Many Cuban factories have suffered from shortages of imported raw materials and government-forced closings to save on electricity.
But the government-imposed closings of factories and offices to save on electricity may ironically also be helping to resolve the toilet paper shortage, according to the Havana retiree.
Many copies of Granma and other newspapers sent to distribution points for later delivery to factories and offices are not being picked up when the intended recipients are closed, the retiree said, and are being sold to anyone else.
Lots of retirees, he added, are hitting pre-dawn lines at those distribution points to buy 10-15 copies of both daily and older versions of the newspapers for bathroom use, wrapping garbage and other household uses.
The retirees pay 20 Cuban cents per copy -- about .007 U.S. cents -- and re-sell it to neighbors for up to 20 Cuban pesos, or about 71 U.S. cents.
The price of 20 Cuban cents per copy is the same for the day's edition and old copies, the retiree said, ``because they all have the same use.'' The Miami Herald
They could use both sides.
I understand the New York Times has a lot of unsold copies each day...
Better start stock piling this commodity before the Chief Asswipe gives ours to Cuba as a gesture of friendship.
Let’s send them all those unsold autographed photos of the jOker. Seems appropriate.
No sh$t?
If he does that I’d be willing to join an organized “monkey protest” to march on Washington and sling “poo” over the whitehouse fence.
Castro’s been sick, less speeches=less transcripts= less TP. Perhaps his buddy from Iran, Ahmahandjob, will teach them the left-handed 3-finger swipe that’s so popular with the middle East cultures...
Fish and chips?
;)
``It's insane farm policies lead to frequent shortages of fruit, vegetables and other basic food needs, shortages even more serious than toilet paper,’’
What "disastrous", "insane policies" is he talking about! These are standard for commie nations!
Ration cards? I've never seen such a thing in the US! Maybe during WWII but never in peace time.
Coming here real soon! Wait till Obama’s policies kick in!
Cheryl Crowe can always go there and tell them how much they are preserving the environment.
What else are all those posters of Fidel for?
Somehow I don't think we'll see Obama publicly reading any more of Zakaria's books.
BTW, spellcheckers are not a substitute for actual proofreading.
Anybody can grow chickens,,,except a Cuban,,cuba would be perfect for raising hens and collectimg yard eggs.
No toilet paper, but their medical system is first rate! Michael Moore said so!
Sheryl Crow
My understanding is it makes good fish wrap and for lining bird cages.
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