Posted on 08/31/2009 7:14:24 PM PDT by Hillary's Folly
Edited on 08/31/2009 7:31:13 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
I know all freepers shed a tear with me at the sight of Robert Byrd on the Capitol steps during Ted Kennedy’s ceremony. Now this...
That is funny...Auntie Bellum..
Great satire
They seem to have bewitched both groups..
They put the old whammy on them.. pixie dusted them..
like they did to the main stream media not only the leaders..
Even most of academia has their eyes rolling and they drool.. with guteral noises..
It’s actually pretty lame when this kind of stuff appears here. It gives newcomers the wrong impression of what we’re about and what our mission and intentions here are. It also gives our adversaries ammo to use against us to paint us as the worst type of (fill in the blank).
...and bringing Fox—our friend—into it ain’t cool at all.
thanks man.
In it’s entirety:
HANGMAN’S GROVE, WEST VIRGINIA William Robert Kräukur, President and CEO of the Klu Klux Klan (KKK), has chosen Senator Robert Byrd (D-Wva.) as this years recipient of the KKKs Lifetime Achievement Award. The award was presented at the 133rd Annual KKK Transparent Image Awards, taped last night and scheduled to air October 15th (8:00 p.m. ET.) on FOX.
The Lifetime Achievement Award reflects individuals at the pinnacle of their respective fields whove made significant contributions to the success of the KKK,” Kräukur said. “Senator Byrd exemplifies this prestigious award; no living person has worked as hard as he has to keep the black man dependant upon, and subservient to, the white man. Not to mention his outstanding work against Jews and Catholics.
Senator Byrds legislative accomplishments, as well as his ascension as the only KKK alumnus to serve as the Majority Leader of the US Senate, a post he served in for six years (1977-80, 1987-88), made him an obvious choice for this years Lifetime Achievement Award. This distinction, awarded to those who advance the ideals of the KKK through personal achievement and service to all people of Caucasian and protestant heritage, accurately describes the contributions Senator Byrd has made to our racially pure organization, Kräukur said.
Born in 1917 in North Wilkesboro, North Carolina Robert Byrd was orphaned when his mother was killed in a tragic sausage making accident. Taken to West Virginia by his Auntie Belham and Uncle Peduncle, the future KKK Lifetime Achievement recipient grew up mastering life’s early lessons, like learning the proper way to tie a noose. Unable to receive a taxpayer-funded college education, Senator Byrd sought to make a buck wherever he found an opportunitypumping gas at a filling station, working as a white sheet salesman, and then becoming a Kleagle in the Klu Klux Klanpicking up new skills as he advanced. One of those skillsrecruiting other white, protestant bigots for the KKKwas in demand at the time, and he worked during the war years of the early 1940s building the rank and file of the Klan.
After WWII came to an end, Byrd had a vision of what his state and nation should be: a bastion of ignorant, inbred, government-subsidized, white racists. In 1946, in his first attempt at elected office, he was elected to the West Virginia House of Delegates. After that he went on to serve in the US House of Representatives and the US Senate. He has served longer in the United States Senate than anyone else in West Virginia’s history, an indication of the moral depravity and lack of work ethic of most West Virginians.
In presenting the award to Senator Byrd, William Robert Kräukur remarked, Senator Byrd is living proof that being a member of the KKK is not an insurmountable obstacle, so long as you are resolved to push forward against decency and realize your dreams. He filibustered the 1964 Civil Rights Act. He opposed the nominations of the only Negro justices of the Supreme Court. And he fought valiantly against integrating the military when he wrote, I vow never to fight with a Negro by my side. Rather I should die a thousand times, and see Old Glory trampled in the dirt never to rise again, than to see this beloved land of ours become degraded by race mongrels, a throwback to the blackest specimen from the wilds. That is why I am honored to salute Senator Robert Byrd as this years KKK Lifetime Achievement Award recipient.
In accepting the award, Byrd reflected on his years serving the interests of Klan members and remarked, “The Klan is needed today as never before and I am anxious to see its rebirth in every state in the Union.”
Last year’s KKK Lifetime Achievement Award went to Bill Clinton. The KKK Transparent Image Awards are presented each year to those who strive to deny meaningful opportunities for, and inflict insurmountable harm on, African Americans, Jews, and all other “race mongrels.” Past recipients have included David Duke, Barbara Boxer, Jesse Jackson, Michael Jackson, and Martha Stewart.
© Copyright 2002 Nathan Porter
oh please, FOX” our Friend. Geraldo, Greta, etc,,,. Listen people, NO MEDIA is your friend just cause they want you to think so
What you posted is garbage and does nothing but make fr and Fox look bad. Leave this stuff to the email blasters and he cesspools fb, twitter, and myspace.
yeah, well your kind, those who worry about Republicans and such, are why i seldom worry about FR anymore. glad to know though, there are still some oldtimers around who appreciate the freedom of expression and thought this site once embraced, long before it became overcome by Republicans instead of conservatives.
hosepipe gets the point best:
“So true.. The democrat party has steadfastly despised both Blacks and especially Jews.. for many decades.. And has sponsored legislation to harm those groups more than other groups..
They seem to have bewitched both groups..
They put the old whammy on them.. pixie dusted them..
like they did to the main stream media not only the leaders..
Even most of academia has their eyes rolling and they drool.. with guteral noises.. “
ok so they have dolts like Shep and geraldo but they give a voice to many conservatives and independents who wouldn’t be welcome on the other networks.
Good one...You'll get noticed sooner or later. Have a good day.
Extra Funny!
Check my About Page, newbie. You’ll notice it’s been here long before you signed up and decided never to produce one you anonymous poser.
AND what you fail to realize is that every substantive fact of Byrds biography contained in this “crap” is 100% correct. Yet America is subjected to his lionization during saturday’s kennedy crowning. How did FOX report that?
And one more thing, since you seem unwilling to respond anymore, the “article” that offended you references FOX network. Do you consider them a friend, and if so, what exactly are your favorite shows?
I've been here longer then you Hillary and that's ridiculous.
I just thought of something...if Sen. Byrd dies while Obama is in office, wouldn’t it be ironic if POTUS said the eulogy?
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