To: Squantos; MeekOneGOP; humblegunner; Allegra
I confess come and get me .............(ahhh retirement)Ya gotta do more'n ring doorbells and run. Shaving rats and dressing them in Barbi clothes may not be enough either!
82 posted on
09/07/2009 7:54:43 AM PDT by
Eaker
(If you have a problem and If explosives are an option then explosives are THE answer.)
To: Eaker; Squantos; MeekOneGOP; Allegra
Shaving rats and dressing them in Barbi clothes may not be enough either! Now you tell me.
There's half the morning wasted, then.
To: Eaker; humblegunner
I trust yer experience in on the issue ......thanks for saving me from wasting my time on that !
...........:o)
What about sod poodles ?
85 posted on
09/07/2009 8:07:52 AM PDT by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
To: Eaker; Squantos; MeekOneGOP; humblegunner; TheMom; Lurkin Lurch
Ya gotta do more'n ring doorbells and run. No, no, no...ring the doorbell, wait until you hear the person about to answer the door, then run and do a spectacular fake trip-n-fall in their yard. Mutter cusswords under your breath, start to get up and stumble, falling back to the ground.
The poor sucker at the door always has the most interestng expression on his/her face...
So I've heard, anyway.
90 posted on
09/07/2009 9:35:38 AM PDT by
Allegra
( Socks)
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