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Trainer spills secrets of Michelle Obama's arms (barf)
AP ^
| 09/07/09
| DARLENE SUPERVILLE (AP)
Posted on 09/07/2009 12:38:12 PM PDT by TornadoAlley3
WASHINGTON — At last, the secret to first lady Michelle Obama's sculpted arms? Tricep pushdowns and hammer curls.
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: arms; deepfriedeverything; flotusmichelle; friedcrisco; michelleobama; sasquatch; wookie
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To: TornadoAlley3
I don’t think her arms are feminine at all. I tell the people I work out with that I do not want arms like a man.
To: TornadoAlley3
The trainer sure forgot about her big ass and sagging belly.
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posted on
09/07/2009 12:39:46 PM PDT
by
dragonblustar
("... and if you disagree with me, then you sir, are worse than Hitler!" - Greg Gutfeld)
To: TornadoAlley3
This is funny. I’ve never noticed Michelle Obama’s arms. Probably because I have a life and a job!
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posted on
09/07/2009 12:41:13 PM PDT
by
FlingWingFlyer
(ObamaCare! When "natural causes" just isn't good enough!)
To: TornadoAlley3
Did he have any explanation for why he had completely failed to reduce the size of the First Lady’s thighs and backside? At our age it’s relatively easy to get one’s arms in shape, less so to get rid of a big caboose, especially when it’s hard to go out jogging in public.
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posted on
09/07/2009 12:41:28 PM PDT
by
ottbmare
(Ein Reich, ein Volk, ein Obama!)
To: TornadoAlley3
WASHINGTON — At last, the secret to first lady Michelle Obama’s sculpted arms? Sex change operation.
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posted on
09/07/2009 12:42:43 PM PDT
by
Berlin_Freeper
(To meet decent people these days you have to create them.)
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To: dragonblustar
The trainer sure forgot about her big ass and sagging belly. No kidding. She's got as many assistants as the jOker has Czars and there's no one around to tell her to lay off the chocolate twinkies, oreos, cupcakes, and ho-hos (subtle racial puns IN-tended).
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posted on
09/07/2009 12:43:43 PM PDT
by
kromike
To: TornadoAlley3
Her long time trainer. Did the taxpayers pay to move that person to DC to keep training Michelle?
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posted on
09/07/2009 12:44:19 PM PDT
by
BunnySlippers
(I LOVE BULL MARKETS . . .)
To: ottbmare
Obama is again on the cover of Men's Health, while his wife graces the cover of Children's Health. the cult of personality continues......
To: TornadoAlley3
Michelle's beauty secrets: hot walks, daily brushing, and plenty of oats:
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posted on
09/07/2009 12:45:28 PM PDT
by
FormerACLUmember
(When the past no longer illuminates the future, the spirit walks in darkness.)
To: kromike
She and her husband don’t work. She just gives orders and sits around and eats lobster, kobe beef and plans what chef they are going to fly in for dinner. She is also busy deciding which Chicago thugs that she wants to take on her next freebie trip around the world and what ugly clothes she’s going to wear. The BO’s are such losers.
To: TornadoAlley3
If you are lazy with bad eating habits all the trainers in the world will not help.
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posted on
09/07/2009 12:47:10 PM PDT
by
Cheetahcat
(Zero the Wright kind of Racist! We are in a state of War with Democrats)
To: TornadoAlley3
I figured it was from watching too many Popeye cartoons.
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posted on
09/07/2009 12:47:57 PM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: dragonblustar
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posted on
09/07/2009 12:48:04 PM PDT
by
TornadoAlley3
(Obama is everything Oklahoma is not.)
To: dragonblustar
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posted on
09/07/2009 12:48:25 PM PDT
by
alice_in_bubbaland
(Markets and Marxists Don't Mix! Audit the FED NOW!)
To: oldskuulconserv
AP ignores Van Jones and other czars, gives us Shelly's arms.
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posted on
09/07/2009 12:49:18 PM PDT
by
TornadoAlley3
(Obama is everything Oklahoma is not.)
To: dragonblustar
The trainer sure forgot about her big ass and sagging belly. Well no, the "sculpted arms" are supposed to take our attention off her big ass and sagging belly. Of course it didn't work.
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posted on
09/07/2009 12:50:15 PM PDT
by
ROCKLOBSTER
(RATs, nothing more than bald haired hippies.)
To: TornadoAlley3
If the physical features (such as facial hair, ripped muscles, masculine demeanour) of a female places doubt as to her sex, a sex test or gender verification test can be done to authenticate the sex. The question, why not just a physical, strip test to check the genitals? The answer is gender verification test is necessary because 'gender' goes beyond genitals with hormones playing a huge role in defining sex.
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posted on
09/07/2009 12:51:43 PM PDT
by
Berlin_Freeper
(To meet decent people these days you have to create them.)
To: TornadoAlley3
And Sir Mixalot’s song, “ I like big butts”, is being played in the back ground.
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posted on
09/07/2009 12:52:23 PM PDT
by
dragonblustar
("... and if you disagree with me, then you sir, are worse than Hitler!" - Greg Gutfeld)
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