When i was a kid, I would get off the school bus and rush in the house to watch “General Hospital”. I had a crush on “Jessie” the nurse all through third grade.
I left it all behind by fourth grade.
I liked the really bad one called Texas. It had a couple of ditzes that unleashed some kind of monster or something. They were funny. Rby & Lerlene I think were their names.
Once upon a time, I used to watch Genital Hospital. That was back in the Luke and Laura days. I worked nights bartending.
My favorite “soap” from my after school days though was “ Dark Shandows “.