Many years ago I met a good looking chick who worked for a travel agency that handled the flight bookings for our plant executives and she would deliver the tickets to me in the HR dept.
I asked her out for lunch one day and during the course of conversation, she revealed she had a monkey for a pet.
That was the end of that courtship! I hate monkeys, monkeys are creepy and anyone who owns a monkey has to be equally creepy too.........I even cheered for the planes in the movie King Kong.
Not to mention monkeys are very nasty animals. No need to go into detail. Why would anyone own one?