I’ll wear one ——— if they put some on these simpletons first! I’d like to zap a few.....
First time one of these things mistriggers, somebody is going to become very rich.
I’d be OK with this if they made a version that vibrated and you could wear under your pants like a set of jockey shorts.
As long as we are coming up with ridiculous, state-sponsored, horse shit, let’s go all out.
How long before this idea is taken to a new level, required to be worn by all drivers while operating a motor vehicle so cops can check your ID thru the bracelet, and shock you for not following commands, how about even a vehicle ignition interface?
Then you’ll have to wear them to partake of anything the government gives you, if you want unemployment, welfare, HEALTHCARE, public transportation, trains, etc...
Why not just issue cattle prods to the flight attendants?
I wonder what they would do if someone took that thing off and flushed it done the toilet while in mid air? Surely a terrorist would never think of doing that! Oops. I don’t think threats of a little ‘shock bracelet’ are going to deter people who don’t plan on making it to the scheduled destination.
FU DHS - you frisk grandma but let Hassan thru with an apology. Whoever in DHS thinks this is a good idea can go eat razer blades and drown on their own blood.
They arrest navy seals and propose this but won’t call Ft Hood terrorism. I need duct tape to keep my head together.
A brave new world indeed.
Why not issue all the passengers ball peen hammers when they board and let them sort it out?
I’m sure the airlines wouldn’t abuse that power: “put your bag down below or else mister”.
No thank you!
For some reason, visualizing all air passengers wearing stun bracelets brings to mind that Simpson’s episode where the Simpson family goes to to the Dr. Marvin Monroe Institute for family therapy and they all get hooked up to his electric shocking therapy machine and have buttons to shock each other, and they all shock each other so much that the equipment burns out.
One more reason never to fly commercial. I am SO glad I can fly from my nearest military air station whenever I really NEED to go somewhere. There, they actually take security seriously, but with a large dollop of REALITY.
But I can't wait any longer. Please, I'm in pain. I don't know what to do. Ours have been occupied for so long...
Sir, for the last time return to your seat.
But I have to go now!
BZZZZZZZZZT!!! THUD. I warned you sir.
Well ok, at least I don't have to go any more. Can you recommend a good cleaners near the airport?
I would be happy to sir. And they are open on weekends so they will still be able to help you once you make bail. And thank you so much for flying with Air Goering!
I like this!
We should let the schools put them on students.
The ability to track identity and movement would greatly increase security in our schools. And the (non-lethal) electric shock would help miscreants (and those trying to slip by with “the dog ate my homework”) toe the line.
For maximum efficiency, no need to remove the bracelet at the beginning and end of the day. Just issue one at the beginning of the semester and let the student wear during the entire school year.
Better yet, issue one in preschool and have it returned on graduation from high school. That way the students records are always with him.
Or better yet, issue a lifetime bracelet to all citizens. You can wear it on the plane!
I’ll put a bullet in the head of the first person who tries to put one on me......
Once we become the enemy of the government, they become the enemy of us....
Enough already!
The mere fact that this is even a considerations says we’ve got a government that is completely out of our control and is in need of extreme change.
The mere fact that this is even a considerations says we’ve got a government that is completely out of our control and is in need of extreme change.