“What is your standard shower gun? lol”
If you want a real laugh read the Defensive Carry forums. That place is full of hypervigilant paranoids who shower and sleep with their guns. Many wont use a urinal for fear of being attacked from behind. Actually its not funny, its pathetic.
This is an interesting problem. I live on a farm and I am a little ansy about showering at times. I try to keep the house locked at all times, but the noise of the shower covers up most external sounds. A big, aggressive dog sounds like the best bet until I could get to my shotgun.
Any suggestions for an old geezer?