Check out this WSJ article (swallow any liquid in your mouth before reading, for the welfare of your keyboard):
Dominican Probed In Missionary Case Admits Prior Charges
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703562404575067922929176204.html?mod=googlenews_wsj
“”Mr. Puello said the alien smuggling charge arose when he was investigating alien trafficking routes undercover for the U.S. “I was working for the Department of Homeland Security investigating people smuggling – Pakistanis, Moroccans, Costa Ricans,” said Mr. Puello, “so they could stop them and put them in prison on the U.S. side of the border.””
Helpfully, “U.S. officials pointed out that the department didn’t exist at the time Mr. Puello allegedly committed his alien smuggling offense.”
Ping to the latest installment in the Haitian missionary saga, as their wanted-in-several-countries child-trafficking now-ex-”lawyer” attempts to *explain* all these misunderstandings about his really-totally-innocent past, to the media, by phone, from an undisclosed location, in phone calls set up by his Mama, who apparently left her home in Florida one step ahead of U.S. federal agents who popped in there over the weekend, and is now in the Dominican Republican playing PR agent for her wayward son.