Posted on 02/24/2010 12:20:40 PM PST by inflorida
Send a note back telling them that their juvenile attempt at humor failed miserably, and suggest that they employ the neighbor’s 12 year-old boy to assist them the next time they try to be cute and clever.
Thank you! He’s now 13 months old and quite a sweetie!
Treat it as you would a dirty diaper and dispose of it PROMPTLY!
Send him (or her, tho I doubt women make these kind of sick jokes) a copy of Going Rouge
Or, even better
The Three Wars of Roy Benavidez
or, this PBS story http://www.pbs.org/weta/americanvalor/stories/dix.html (Worked with guy, good dude)
or any of these
Why these? Well a lot of good men have died in the service of this country, and it is nothing to joke about. But, that's just me. YMMV.
Got a bird cage?
No, I meant the insulting book. It was all about sending a message, see? So, send a ‘message’ back.
You are welcome.
This could be beginning stalker behavior!
“Offficer, at first I thought it was all in fun and then he burned down my house.”
International DVDs?
A bronze bust of Winston Churchill? (Tell 'em it reminds you of them - thoughtless and dense (the bust, not the man))
Watermelon seeds?
Glue it to a cinder block and write return to sender on it and put it back in the mail.
If you had a disc with his “inconsistencies” on it, you could send that.
We have so many talented people here at FR. Would someone be willing to make a disc that shows BO before the election making specific promises and BO since the election breaking those same promises.
Also include statements about the flaws in the Constitution and his swearing to uphold and defend it. How about showing him stating that he sat in a church for 20 years but never heard anything said by the pastor.
How about his statements regarding Bill Ayers — and any testimony about his true relationship.
How about BO’s statements regarding “jumping to conclusion” regarding racism and his statement about the police in Mass.
This kind of disc (either CD or DVD) would provide those of us who disdain liars and who truly understand what BO is with great ammunition. I’d be willing to buy a few of these to pass out to misguided BO supporters.
Original poster suspects it was sent by a 0bama supporter ... which would make the sender worse than an ass.
If I understand the title of the book, it’s a collection of newspaper front pages? If so, take a red pen/marker and correct all the errors and propaganda (lies) in the articles and send it back.
If you write a letter, you could include the fact that he is either an idiot, or very evil. Either he doesn’t know what he is doing, or he does...
How about an empty envelope labeled “At Last! Conclusive Proof of Obama’s American Citizenship!”
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