Man Destroys Meat In Supermarket Frenzy, Police Say ... He Ripped Through Meat To Save Chubby Girls

indychannel ^ | 3,26,10

[Lucius Cornelius Sulla]

Over $200 worth of the store beef, according to the article.

What is that these days - a rib roast and a couple of chuck steaks?

[popdonnelly]

As long as he’s saving chubby girls, Bill Clinton would like the man to save one for him.

[humblegunner]

The really hard part is getting them to hold still

You know, that's something I've always wanted to ask dog breeders...

[andyk]

...When a big top round gets in your face!

[Salamander]

Well, sheep breeders use those really tall rubber boots but I dunno about dog breeders.

Milk-Bones, mebbe?

[Mad Dawg]

My third hand?

[Batman11]

“Somebody loves Megan McCain.”

LOL! That was my absolute first thought after reading the thread title!

[Slings and Arrows]

Meat is murder!

(...tasty, tasty murder.)

[Slings and Arrows]

Come over to the dark side. We have cookies.

(...chocolatey, chocolatey cookies.)

[Slings and Arrows]

[Sloth]

[Maelstorm]

;-)

[Fiddlstix]

S&A uses mind control to force me to eat chocolate.

Huh? I don't need mind control to eat chocolate.
Nobody has to force me to eat it. I can eat chocolate anytime.

BTW, I'm certain chocolate is health food. In fact, I'm convinced that chocolate had medicinal attributes.
I know I always feed good when I eat chocolate.

Be right back. All this talk about chocolate. I need to get a chocolate bar from the fridge

[ApplegateRanch]

I'd hit it!

Colt 1911-A: Proven best in knife fights for 100 years!

My cats would have like to get some of that "ruined" meat; 20 lbs pressure cooking goes a long way to killing anything that would have i9nfected them; couldn't be as contaminated as warm mouse guts.

I'm betting some dogs will eat well in Edinburgh(er), Ind. this week.

[ApplegateRanch]

But you don’t really want to hurt a wacko until he gets threatening. You just want to stop him.

Kill him quick enough, and he won't hurt a bit. More than enough wackos, that a few would never be missed...and it stops them cheaply and permanently.

Should start with the ones running the asylum.

[InvisibleChurch]

The corporate policy is probably to let the guy destroy the store.

[Mad Dawg]

On the other hand, “continuum of force” and all that.

When I see good cops being chained to their desks and sued because of undoubtedly righteous shoots, I hate to think what would happen to a citizen who shot somebody who was not yet clearly (that’s important— clearly) a threat to anyone’s personal safety.

[Cheetahcat]

“The corporate policy is probably to let the guy destroy the store.”

He is lucky that was not my store he would of got told once to put the knife down, once!

[Hoosier Catholic Momma]

Edinburgh is about 30 miles south of Indianapolis, off I-65 (kind of right in between my parents and my in-laws). It has an awesome outlet mall that I could spend all day shopping (oh who am I kidding—make that a weekend).

It’s also close enough to Bloomington (home of IU and liberals galore) that this moron was from that area. Probably will get extra credit in one of his classes or something :)

[Salamander]

“BTW, I’m certain chocolate is health food. In fact, I’m convinced that chocolate had medicinal attributes.”

Chocolate not only cures all ailments, it will make you live forever.

[that’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it]