The NEW ballad of Jed Clampett
Come and listen to a story ‘bout a man named Jed
Poor oil entrepreneur barely kept his family fed
Then one day he was working for some food,
And up through the crowd come a bumbling fool
(Arnold that is, RINO gold, more taxes please)
Well the first thing you know old Jed’s taxes are to much to bear,
Kin folk said Jed move away from there!
Said California is no place for you to be
So they loaded up the truck and they moved from Beverly
(go’n back to the Hills they are, fish’n holes, country and western stars)
Well now it’s time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin
They would like to thank you folks for kindly dropping in
You’re all invited back again to their new locality
To have a heaping helping of their hospitality
(Redneck Hillbillies, is what the press call ‘em now,
Clingers of bibles and guns and to Obama no bow!
Nice folks Y’all come back now, ya hear?)
You do know there’s a dem legislature out there - right?
Ah, yes! I remember the heady days here on FR when RINOld Schwarzandtaxer was the solution!
Tom McClintock and his band of Tomikazes were haters. HATERS!!! Forget balancing the budget and cutting away the fat. TOM CAN’T WIN!!! What Cahleefornya needed was a Kennedy-connected Movie Star—STAT! He’d solve every problem by working with the donkies to borrow their way to prosperity.
That was the sharp, wizened, considered, SMART opinion right here on THIS Free Republic!
Ya reap what ya sow!
Great post, BTW. That great line about Arnold got my blood bloilin’ again! LOL!