Posted on 05/27/2010 8:20:39 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Hello sweetheart.
Cool video...awesome!! But why that many $$$ to build such, I wonder???
He’s coming home. BOO!
Maybe you should leave town for the weekend.
Oh. Ryan had the restraints, feeding tube, and IV removed this morning and was actually eating some breakfast. He leaves TICU for a regular room later today.
Great news!
Should i come to Pitt?
May I suggest super soakers filled with cat urine to welcome The Zeewoe??
Nice
Top 10!
Tanx...I have a good moment every now & then!!
Sure! I believe we will be 100% Obama-free this weekend.
You going to you know where?
Haven’t seen nor heard much from Mary Dip since the disaster happened. Wonder why?
Unfortunately (sigh!). But you can come along.
A common refrain among experts and officials is that every oil spill is unique.
Larry McKinney, director of the Harte Research Institute for Gulf of Mexico Studies at Texas A&M University-Corpus Christi, said the Deepwater Horizon spill reminds him of the last catastrophic oil flood in the Gulf.
In 1979, Mexico’s Ixtoc I in the western Gulf blew out and spewed about 420,000 gallons of oil a day for nine months. Large quantities of oil did not reach Texas beaches.
“This was a problem we ran into with Ixtoc, we never found the oil,” McKinney said.
Can Clint come?
Of course, but he can’t dance on the dessert bar like he did last time.
There was cherry cobbler everywhere.
Looking into Apple now? WTF.
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