Posted on 06/16/2010 7:47:09 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Hump day pings.
Countdown until the first snarky Elton John/wedding comment by someone who never posts on this thread begins NOW:
Why no Steyn while El Rushbo was away? Steyn’s a good fill in.
Early ping?
I believe Rush said Steyn was unavailable.
I’m a longtime lurker on this thread, but rare poster (there have been a few occasions!)
Can I say something snarky about Elton John?
Please....
No issues with Sir Elton graciously appearing. Most of us are mature enough to oppose the gay agenda without having to dump all over gay individuals.
I do hope Rush cools it with the wedding talk today though.
There is an awful lot of important stuff on his plate.
Yea - gotta run a couple of errands and didn’t know if I’d be back before Rush started.
lol
Hi, IMPR.
No snarky comments here.
#9, can that count as a snarky Beatles reference?
:) I agree on both counts. Part of me enjoyed the wedding talk, but I’m pretty sure Rush is over it at this point, too. (I still want a picture of the dress, but that’s just my X chromosomes. lol)
I’m no fan of Elton but if we boycotted all the Hollyweird Libtards we’d be more bored than a gourd. That said there’s no way I’d let that Sodomite sing at my wedding. If Rush does that’s his business.
I think as his most loyal fans; he should provide us with atleast one wedding photo. Wrote him and told him so.
dittos to that! at least one for sure.
I can’t wait to hear Rush’s take on that steaming pile and his speech.
That pretty much sums up my opinion as well.
RUSH: Obama’s hurting from domestic policy...time to kick him while he is down...on this foreign policy suicide mission to Syria...giving them tech is like giving it to Iran!
http://www.commentarymagazine.com/blogs/index.php/rubin/314151
Although Obama’s efforts to engage the Syrian thugocracy have only succeeded in pushing Bashar al-Assad closer to Iran and placing Scuds in Hezbollah’s hands, the president is not deterred. Not even the Republicans’ effort to block the confirmation and redeployment of our ambassador to Damascus is going to halt Obama’s suck-uppery. Indeed, he insists on rewarding Syria for its aggression:
Bump
Mrs. Springman wants to see the dress and the bouquet.
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