Posted on 06/23/2010 1:38:53 PM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie
AL GORE has been accused of sexually attacking a masseuse in Portland, Oregon - and is named in the official police report about the alleged assault, The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively!
The bombshell story will appear in the new issue of The ENQUIRER and will include the secret police documents, a photo of the woman making the stunning charges and will reveal the shocking details about the pants she saved as evidence!
Our investigative team uncovered the amazing story just weeks after the former Vice President announced that he and wife TIPPER were ending their 40-year marriage - amidst reports she suspected her husband was involved with "a gorgeous massage therapist."
We have verified the 62-year-old former VP was in Portland at the time of the alleged incident - Oct. 24, 2006 - and we saw the $540 massage bill.
(Excerpt) Read more at nationalenquirer.com ...
ROFL!
Sounds like Al’s life isn’t going to have a “happy ending”.
Heh...do those pants get hung next to the blue dress in the Museum of Shame?
Funny how things just sort of come around, isn’t it? It’s called Karma, Fat Albert! And you are in for a TON.
So...wait a minute...Lewinsky kept her dress...and now Al Gore might get brought down 12 years later by a woman keeping his pants?
Seriously...sometimes I think we ARE in the Matrix and the world plot is being written by mediocre fiction authors or Straight to DVD “thriller” script doctors.
She kept his pants?
Makes you wonder what he told tipper when he got home.
I am not a fan of Al Gore but Honestly, Should we give gossipy outfits like the NATIONAL ENQUIRER any credibility at all ?
What have they done to deserve any credibility ?
Sorry, but the REAL secret police don't keep documents...
Pants on the ground...pants on the ground, looking like a fool with your pants on the ground
Shoosh, I’m surprised Al got wood.
Hehe, they got it right with John Edwards.
bttt
Thatsa lotta "Dingell-Norwood"!
Gore is a friend of Chuck Robb, a massage expert in Virgina.
Like Robb, Gore just let his pants slip down to aid in the massage. Nothing improper occured between the female masseuse and the naked democrat man with his genitals exposed.
HER pants....
I read it as she kept HER pants...meaning there was some forensic evidence there...
>What have they done to deserve any credibility ?
I only need two words to respond to this:
John Edwards
Easy there, chum. If you read the cover, it's HER pants she saved.
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