Posted on 06/23/2010 2:46:02 PM PDT by TexasCajun
ENQUIRER WORLD EXCLUSIVE:
AL GORE has been accused of sexually attacking a masseuse in Portland, Oregon - and is named in the official police report about the alleged assault, The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively!
The bombshell story will appear in the new issue of The ENQUIRER and will include the secret police documents, a photo of the woman making the stunning charges and will reveal the shocking details about the pants she saved as evidence!
(Excerpt) Read more at nationalenquirer.com ...
Is the same creep that was raised in a hotel room and who showered 5 times a day? Weird.
Garth has cancer?
That's a lot of money for a massage
Maybe they charge by the pound?
Or the square footage?
Or the fact that it's .....ugh.....AL GORE???
Damn global warming. :-p
Al Gore shares the front page of the Nat Enquirer with a half naked Joran Van Der Sloot...some poetic justice in that
Oh no! Now we’ll never stop global warming!
This will give Tipper the instant cred she needs to run for senate.
It appears much learning has taken place.
I've always thought that Gore was envious of Bill Clinton's "success" (if you can call it that) with women. He probably couldn't believe the stuff Bill Clinton got away with. Now he's trying catch up on lost time by emulating Bubba.
You doubt this? He scum hasn’t been anywhere lately. That should speak volumes.
How's Gore going to save the world when he can't even make his women happy?
If it weren’t for the Enquirer, we’d never hear about bad stories involving democrats.
Certain elements of the MSM has probably known about Gore doing things like this for years, but kept it quiet.
At the same time, if a Republican so much as touches someone’s foot in a restroom stall, it will be on the front page of the NYT, and be on all three network broadcasts.....
Without reading the story, it probably means he knows somebody who has cancer.
Damn, I’m going to start subscribing to this rag. Probably the truest practice of journalism around and who would have though this 15 years ago?
But seriously, lay off of Al Gore. Everybody behaves like this. It’s normal. Let him get back to the business of destroying America.
He probably got upset cuz she charged him double due to his expansive girth.
—You need brains to sexually attack someone?—
Depend on where one keeps their brains...
No. Pale Green.
Or was the Laurie David story a ruse to deflect attention??
Or the same rag that spiked the Tiger Woods story is doing someone else’s dirty work again....
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