Posted on 06/29/2010 11:05:32 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
After a long day’s work, the junk scientist needed some hot second chakra action.
Byron York at The Washington Examiner reported, via Ace:
The police report of the masseuse’s complaint is 73 pages long and extremely detailed. According to the document, she got a call from the front desk of the trendy Hotel Lucia on the night of Oct. 24, 2006. The hotel had a special guest. Could she come at 10:30 p.m.?
She went to Gore’s room carrying a folding massage table and other equipment. Gore, whom she had never met, greeted her with a warm embrace. “The hug went on a bit long, and I was taken just a bit aback by it,” the masseuse told police. But she went along because Gore “was a VIP and a powerful individual and the Hotel Lucia had made it clear to me by inference that they were giving him ‘the royal treatment.’”
Gore said he was tired from travel and described in detail the massage he wanted. It included work on the adductor muscles, which are on the inside of the thighs. “I mentally noted that a request for adductor work is a bit unusual,” the masseuse told police, because it can be “a precursor to inappropriate behavior by a male client.”
Gore also requested work on his abdomen. When that began, “He became somewhat vocal with muffled moans, etc.,” the masseuse recounted. Gore then “demand[ed] that I go lower.” When she remained focused on a “safe, nonsexual” area, Gore grew “angry, becoming verbally sharp and loud.”
The masseuse asked Gore what he wanted. “He grabbed my right hand, shoved it down under the sheet to his pubic hair area, my fingers brushing against his penis,” she recalled, “and said to me, ‘There!’ in a very sharp, loud, angry-sounding tone.” When she pulled back, Gore “angrily raged” and “bellowed” at her.
Then, abruptly, the former vice president changed tone. It was “as though he had very suddenly switched personalities,” she recalled, “and began in a pleading tone, pleading for release of his second chakra there.”
Let’s be honest… We’ve all yearned for a little second Chakra release action at one time or another?
Quite helpful for Algore to identify the location of his 2d Chakra area, lodged, as it is, in the dark, dank and musty confines of his pannicular folds.
That is soooo wrong.
Sockra, lol.
Sort fits with the Tennessee Vol orange colors. Gives new meaning to their incessant yammerings of ol “Rocky Top”
ROFL!
I think I would have banged him over the head with the massage table. That poor woman, but I bet that happens quite a bit when you give massages. She should have some stinging oil to pour over old nasty pigs like Gore.
What does it mean?
This sounds like a script for a Broadway musical —
“Please, release my second Chakra...”
“Somewhere, under my chakra...”
“The Chakra Man Can...”
“Seventy-six chak-ras held a big parade, while a poodle with horns made her touch his hair...”
“Chakralot!”
Do you think she was hired by Hill'n'Bill? or by The One? or by the Saudis? or by George Soros?
Fess up! Did it work?
He should have warned her to watch out for bare man-pig.
I've said the same thing about McQueeg after his release from capture.
Poodles have Chakras? Who knew?
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