Posted on 07/23/2010 8:47:03 PM PDT by vbmoneyspender
Fire up the belt sander!
No comment.
I absolutely demand an apology for the Who’s performance at the last Super Bowl!
lol................
noone man, but you should apologize for posting it, lol..........
gross,grosss,gross, i will never eat another veggie, or watch him again thanks to you...lol......,apologize for that
Mea Culpa. :-)
I would very much like an apology from a college professor of mine in journalism who told me to drop out if I didn't want to wake up in time to attend class.
Joke's on him. They graduated me anyway.
I'd also like an apology from Jacob Arminius. He screwed up the Reformation completely...almost. All to impress his father-in-law.
I'd like Seinfeld to apologize that he ended his show, and I'd like Ellen to apologize that she got another one.
While on the subject, I'd like whoever made Ellen the spokesperson for Cover Girl Make-up to have their head examined. She's the husband, for Pete's sake. Husbands don't wear make-up.
This feels really good. I'm going to have to apologize to all of you because I just might spend a lot of time adding to this list.
I want a big mea culpa from the electric company. My bills are ridiculous.
I want an apology from Macy's for increasing my credit limit.
I want an apology from someone for my shoe size. 10 1/2 narrow is not easy to find.
I've waited for years to get an apology from our sons' middle school who taught them how to put a condom on a banana without my permission. They now get all their potassium from orange juice.
I want an apology from google because every time I search "Calvin" the first 50 or so hits are negative.
I want an apology from all the obituary writers who said Michael Crichton was a pulp fiction author.
I'll get back to you...
Sorry.
Buy your shoes on-line, I prefer the NIKE 312630-14.
Wonderful, Dr. E!
And thank you!
I’d like an apology from the braindead administrator in the publishing industry who decided the short story wasn’t worth publishing anymore.
Gratias tibi ago :-)
loved what you wrote on your homepage by the way, :-)
oh, oops this is not a post for that, for that i apologize, :-) lol.........
LOL.... great demands
I would like the mid-to-late 70’s to apologize for bad architecture, fashion, furnishings, TV shows and hairdos.
Someone needs to apologize for disco.
I’m sorry I’m not 40 acres and a mule.
and music.
I want Britt Hume to apologize for turning his Sunday show over to that sniveling leftist Wallace wienie.
On the same note about editors:
I want an apology from the “Readers Digest” for not publishing my submission “101 Ways to Wok Your Dog”.
Then there are these:
I demand Sonic Drive-ins apologize for now offering those healthy wrap sandwiches and doing away with fried taquitos.
Willie Nelson needs to apologize to C&W fans for growing old.
My non-smoking friends need to say “sorry” for inhaling my nicotine on my dime and start buying their own.
The IRS needs to atone and apologize for all those forms the sorry a$$e$ make us file. Sorrier, the 1099. Fess up!
I’m sorry for this personal rant.
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