I demand an apology from the prophet mohammed for ruining pork futures in the Middle East and North Africa (and for a few beheadings)
Can anyone deny that Al Gore owes an apology to the nation for his multiple personalities? He is everything from a record label rating activist to a serial rapist to a ranting preaching of global doom to a jet-setter toon. Maybe he should just apologize for existing.
And, I demand the Founders of the nation apologize for starting a revolution over paying 3 pence additional to the 1 shilling 9 pence cost for a pound of tea. 3 pence out of 22 pence is a measley 14% rate. How dare they set such a bad example for a people with total tax rates above 50%. Tea Partiers beware: by today’s standards, the original Tea Partiers were OVERLY SENSITIVE!
That he has multiple personalities is not so troubling as the fact that every one of them is repulsive.
LOLOL! Thanks for the ping!
I would very much like an apology from a college professor of mine in journalism who told me to drop out if I didn't want to wake up in time to attend class.
Joke's on him. They graduated me anyway.
I'd also like an apology from Jacob Arminius. He screwed up the Reformation completely...almost. All to impress his father-in-law.
I'd like Seinfeld to apologize that he ended his show, and I'd like Ellen to apologize that she got another one.
While on the subject, I'd like whoever made Ellen the spokesperson for Cover Girl Make-up to have their head examined. She's the husband, for Pete's sake. Husbands don't wear make-up.
This feels really good. I'm going to have to apologize to all of you because I just might spend a lot of time adding to this list.
I want a big mea culpa from the electric company. My bills are ridiculous.
I want an apology from Macy's for increasing my credit limit.
I want an apology from someone for my shoe size. 10 1/2 narrow is not easy to find.
I've waited for years to get an apology from our sons' middle school who taught them how to put a condom on a banana without my permission. They now get all their potassium from orange juice.
I want an apology from google because every time I search "Calvin" the first 50 or so hits are negative.
I want an apology from all the obituary writers who said Michael Crichton was a pulp fiction author.
I'll get back to you...
Sorry.