Advisor: Its a cut lip, sir, put down the ice pack, get away from the window and go watch some TV. Heres some ice cream!
No kidding. Can't you just imagine Amadinejad, Little Kim, Putin, and Hu Jintao all looking at these pictures and laughing their asses off? Wonder what would shake them up more - pictures of Obama nursing his ice pack in the window, or video of Sarah Palin clubbing a halibut, ripping its living heart out, holding it in the palm of her hand to watch it beat, then casually tossing it overboard?
In my best Paris Hilton voice, “That’s Hot!”
Sarah could single-handedly save the world simply by distracting the other leaders! LOL