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Stars Remain In Their Usual Places; People Panic [Zodiac changed]
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| 1/15/11
| timothy
Posted on 01/15/2011 11:10:15 AM PST by Clint Williams
asheller writes
"The Star Tribune tells us the zodiac signs have shifted. Earth's wobble has shifted the signs, a new one's been added and many of us have changed signs. Formally a Cancer, I've apparently been upgraded to Gemini and am now married to an Ophiuchus, a new sign. What's yor sign? The new Zodiac Chart is pretty interesting."
Here are some priceless reactions to this celestial development. As long as the Chinese Zodiac is unaffected, I'll still be able to accurately judge people based on when they were born, so please indicate in comments your (new) sign and birth year animal, so we'll be able to know where you're coming from.
TOPICS: Extended News
KEYWORDS: astrology; ophiuchus; zodiac
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To: Clint Williams
???
Who has the authority to change the Zodiac signs??
Is this like the food triangle?
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posted on
01/15/2011 11:13:00 AM PST
by
GeronL
(How DARE you have an opinion!!)
To: Clint Williams
3
posted on
01/15/2011 11:14:05 AM PST
by
Yo-Yo
(Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
To: GeronL
First we lose Pluto, now this? Outrageous !
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posted on
01/15/2011 11:15:10 AM PST
by
magritte
("There are moments, Jeeves, when one asks oneself "Do trousers matter?")
To: Clint Williams
Gave up the Zodiac for Lent
5
posted on
01/15/2011 11:15:29 AM PST
by
darkwing104
(Lets get dangerous)
To: GeronL
It’s crucial for the end of the world.
Ophiuchus is centered on the galactic core, and the sun centers on Ophiuchus on...
...wait for it...
...on...
12/21/2012!
6
posted on
01/15/2011 11:16:14 AM PST
by
null and void
(We are now in day 725 of our national holiday from reality. - 0bama really isn't one of US.)
To: Clint Williams
So does that mean that churches can no longer sing that classic, popularized by Kris Kristofferson, “Jesus was a Capricorn”?
7
posted on
01/15/2011 11:17:20 AM PST
by
PAR35
To: Clint Williams
Oh no! I’m no longer a triple Scorpio? I’m a freakin’ triple Virgo? No way! I’m gonna have to hang my head in shame!
To: Clint Williams
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posted on
01/15/2011 11:22:56 AM PST
by
domeika
To: null and void
Ophiuchus
I will never learn to pronounce that before the end of the world.
10
posted on
01/15/2011 11:24:21 AM PST
by
GeronL
(How DARE you have an opinion!!)
To: GeronL
11
posted on
01/15/2011 11:25:20 AM PST
by
agere_contra
(The Left has 'expanded its moral imagination' ever since the 1800s - always with horrifying results)
To: Clint Williams
Not that I really give a hoot, but now that I’m no longer a cancer (having been born on June 21st), am I now a gemini or taurus? I think I would prefer a taurus... they make decent weapons.
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posted on
01/15/2011 11:26:30 AM PST
by
TruthBeforeAll
(To a liberal, if an idea is a complete & utter disaster, it's only because there's not enough of it.)
To: Clint Williams
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
13
posted on
01/15/2011 11:26:48 AM PST
by
The Comedian
(Sarah Palin: America's last, best hope.)
To: Clint Williams
I’m a Virgo. Virgo’s never believe in horoscopes.
To: The Free Engineer
Virgo’s never believe in horoscopes Why? Why?? WHY???
Why do people use apostrophes in this manner?
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posted on
01/15/2011 11:30:01 AM PST
by
Chunga
(Go, Sarah, GO!! - Jim Robinson)
To: Clint Williams
Huh... My wife not only left the sign she used to be, she’s now on the “cusp” of two totally different signs. So, her entire life has been a lie. Yikes. Everything is upside down. I don’t know what to do. I just don’t know.
To: Chunga
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posted on
01/15/2011 11:31:53 AM PST
by
FroggyTheGremlim
(My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.)
To: Clint Williams
This Lion Sleeps tonight...still a Lion.
Obama, on the other hand, has now become a Cancer.
But we knew that all along now, didn't we?
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posted on
01/15/2011 11:34:20 AM PST
by
Mygirlsmom
(Wellstone II - and you didn't think it could ever be topped......)
To: Clint Williams
I’ve gone from being a VIRGIN to being a LION. Wow! WTG
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posted on
01/15/2011 11:35:41 AM PST
by
Don Corleone
("Oil the gun..eat the cannolis. Take it to the Mattress.")
To: Clint Williams
I’m no longer a Gemini, I’m a Taurus.
I’ll have to stop talking and being intellectual and become more patient and stubborn.
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posted on
01/15/2011 11:38:35 AM PST
by
I still care
(I miss my friends, bagels, and the NYC skyline - but not the taxes. I love the South.)
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