Posted on 01/31/2011 8:09:14 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Love it! bttt
I had the sound down but my jaw hit the ground when he layed-up on 18 instead of going for the green. I didn’t think the ruff he was in looked that deep.
Just saw that the guy who runs the “Impeach Obama” Facebook page is shutting down because he got a visit from Secret Service.
oops.
she pretty much said that a mubarak style dictator is the best option for these middle east countries
she was on in the first hour - worth a listen
BTW, just so you know, Obama stands with the protesters.
Rant off.
LOL. That’s true. Smoking makes meat better, though.
the problem is the lie..........he was 245 out but had to play over a lake and when you cannot leave a fairway divot there is the likelihood of rocketing the ball off the clubhead......
..Bubba and my man Rickie Fowler are best friends so it was all good.........
..they are all here or on the way for the Waste Managemet Phoenix open all week.............
Pharoah Obama! LOL! I’m sure Barry the Pharoah has listened to this (outstanding music/disgusting theme...if that’s possible) once or twice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4LwpPQQskM
Impeach Obama I swear to God, the officer came and got me outta class and took me in this one room where two secret service officers were waiting. they talked to me for 2 hours and said im on record and i need to channel my political aggression in another way and said i could face prison time. i promise you im not lying.
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Wow...how “Mubarkian” of FaceBook...kinda dictatotial, huh?
Fox News just had a report that some Muslim Brotherhood leader just released a statement: “Israel should prepare for war!”
Hang on folks...it’s about to get very nasty. Didn’t catch what MB ‘leader’ said this, so if anyone caught the whole thing please post it here.
Gulag time.
It’s crazy. I admittedly haven’t read every post, but I don’t remember any violent threats or anything. Impeachment is a legitimate legal process.
Besides, pretty sure people called for Bush to be impeached and no secret service.
Do they have to qualify at the Port-A-Potty Invitational first? LOL!!!!
That is chilling.
of course but ya don’t have to “shake it” yourself...as a pro, they have someone do it fer ya.
BWWWAAHHHAAAA
bttt
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