[NFHale]

“...summarily executing them and documenting it and publicizing it...”

Interesting...hanging them on deck, videotaped, with a sign strapped to their chest “PIRATE”, then literally throwing them overboard to the waiting Tigers, Makos, and Hammerheads swimming below (after suitably chumming the water).

Then posting it on Youtube...sorta like those animals did to Nick Berg and Daniel Pearl.

But do all this AFTER a summary trial so it’s “fair and balanced” for the media assjackets...

I like it!!

And for the record brother Hiredhand, I WOULD want to see you run for President, with good buddy Squantos as VP!!!!!!! I’ll be yer damned Campaign Manager (as long as I get the Secretary of Defense job after the win), and ol’ Gilbo can be our Media Consultant (and then UN Ambassador)!!!!

Heheheh...One HELL of a campaign, I’d say!!!

[samtheman]

Hey, I’ll vote for that ticket. Though I don’t like the idea of hanging the pirates before throwing them to the sharks. That’s veering dangerously close to soft-on-crime.

[hiredhand]

Yep... just hang them on deck...after the trial, and document it well for publicity and records keeping afterwards.

I seriously appreciate your confidence, but nobody would ever vote for me. :-) Nobody wants me around unless something is in SERIOUS BAD need of fixing, destroying or killing. People are usually at their wits end and hopeless by the time they ask me or anybody like me. I'm the last type to get involved...EVER, and when I get asked, things are always very bad. That's the way my life has been for the past 30 years or so. I've become "accustomed" to it, but I wouldn't say I'm used to it. It's frustrating because I watch things digress and try to warn others, but they simply don't perceive it. I can pretty much guess when I'm going to get the call.

:-)

[Gilbo_3]

UN ambassador ??? hell talk about easy money for no work, after we nuke em outta NYC anyways 8^}...

[Squantos]

I’d rather run the Christians in action....

:o)