Rainbow Crayon
Posted on 02/28/2011 6:51:22 AM PST by Lazamataz
Black sheep are on the endangered species list as some children in north Queensland learn to sing Baa Baa Rainbow Sheep.
The English nursery rhyme may have survived for 200-plus years but political correctness could finally put it out to pasture.
Some schools in Britain have banned the song for being racist, but Pelicans Innisfail Child Care allows children to sing about black sheep or rainbow sheep.
(Excerpt) Read more at nation.foxnews.com ...
Do you consider white to be the absence of all color, or black to be the absence of all colors?
I need to know which I can use...
“Always bet on rainbow.”
Have you any wool?
Are you saying that my hair is "nappy"? Racist!
Yes sir, yes sir,
Sir? Well that's racist right there implying that the black sheep should call everyone else "Sir".
Three bags full.
Well, that's just racist for no specific reason. But it's still racist.
One for the master,
Ooooooo! Master? What a give away. Racism pure and simple!
One for the dame,
Dame? Well that's just a sexist term. And racist too!
And one for the little boy
Boy? Who are you calling boy? More racism.
Who lives down the lane.
Down? So the little "boy" lives down the lane? Why can't he live up the lane? Racism. A whole song with racism on every single line.
Darn it, the very dreaded R-word has been directed at me!
What in heaven's name am I to do now...with my reputation sullied?
Laz, have you, of all people, ever been blackballed?
You cannot mention either, or the word 'color', because it is horribly insensitive to the plight of the African American.
The fact that you have mentioned anything, ever, makes you a racist who needs to give everything to the government, then kill your entire bloodline and family, and your small headstones should apologize profusely for daring to exist.
I’ve been rainbow-balled.
Is it possible to be rainbowballed, or would that get you into trouble with the Rainbow Coalition?
Posted to another, but repeated for a Racist Bastard like yourself: "Racists who mention the word 'black' or 'colored', or indeed, ANY specific color, need to give everything they own to the government, then kill their entire bloodline and family, and their small headstones should apologize profusely for daring to exist. "
I shall have a rainbow mark on my record for all of eternity.
Apologiiiizzzzeeee......
I'm not sure I want to get involved with Jesse Jackson's rainbow balls.
Black birds, black sheep, black cod, black ants and such will all be rounded up and sent to FEMA camps for reeducation. Those who resist will be terminated and fed to the First Lady, who is no longer Black.
Black History Month, and all written and filmed references to the word “black” will be redacted, or the material burned. All Internet references to “black” will be handled by the Obama scrubbing teams.
The Black Panthers? That will require some finesse.
I will not drink rainbow coffee.
Ha, ha Black Hole
Have you any light?
No, sir. No, sir.
Not a ray in sight.
Black Swan
I have a feeling that “Black Holes” will be next.
It already has been deemed racist, since 1990.
Soon merely thinking will be considered racist, unless one is a member of the ivory tower elite.
LOL, nice. Wish you had a version without the NO sign, in red, over it.
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