Posted on 03/15/2011 8:35:36 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Hell of a caller to wake up and listen to. Bo needs to be shot for letting her thur.
Mitch Daniels supporter.
HEY ANGELA - SARAH’S KIDS HAVE A DAMN GOOD FATHER.
That’s better.
If this thing is a conservative, then I'm Karl F***ing Marx
Worst.
Seminar caller.
Ever.
No question...I can smell the bullsh*t all the way from here...
Sorry to wake you up. lol
Conservative women can’t be parents and president.
What an idiot.
If Sarah is listening to Rush today; she must be spitting blood.
Mitch Daniels must be the choice of the DNC to run against Bummer in 2012.
AMEN to that! I get 15 minutes today to dial into Rush and this is what comes up. Sheesh!
Want to start a pool on how many times this twit voted for The O?
But Mitch Daniels’ kids have a mother. ... But Sarah’s kids having a father - irrelevent. Love that liberal logic. And she was a liberal.
Sarah’s kids have a damn fine mother as well.
I have a feeling Angela is the kind of mother that sits on her kids for fear they might get hurt. She doesn’t understand the “frontier attitude” of raising children.
I doubt she is...but I am...
So glad for mute/off buttons...though I could have listened to the few words Rush was able to get in better, if I were watching on the Dittocam
I liked that caller Angela.. She was right and Rush was wrong (this time) ;)
Hello.
Exactly.
Well, unlike McCain, the yard gnome won’t have to bend over to kiss up to Obie...
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