Posted on 03/29/2011 8:05:54 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Trump said “black eye”. Is that a racist attack on Obama? /lsm
Obama didn’t want to give an Oval Office Address because he didn’t want to raise the stakes, to put this “adventure” on par with Afghanistan or Iraq??!!
I sure hope SOMEONE in that Insane-istration convinced him that ANY TIME YOU USE OUR MILITARY FORCE, YOU BETTER TELL THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WHY!!!!!!!!!
black eye means one so I’m thinkin Petie
I don’t get how Wendy scores so high this week and last. Mike and Wendy are our bottom two too, I’m just trying to read the tea leaves. I don’t get the Kendra hate either.
Fine, you?
Hello.
Kiestie may have not been accurate in her dance mandate last nite but that heffer can move her stuff and her feet did not fail.........I was entertained
So funny when Rush pronounces peace corps the 0bama way.
“Peace Corpse”
ditto and the 57 states slur too
I’d guess it the women not liking the ex-bunny vote.
the DONALD released his long form and just allowed there is new info about Obummers BC and get this...s.s.#’s
.... gonna be blood
We are Kirstie fans all the way. The fact that she is doing the work at her age, 60, is phenomenal.
I wish rush would let him talk.
Of course boots have been on their ground before O announced it.
that wannab bunny finds me watchin, holdin a bar of soap.
creepy girl
I did a count once and there have been well over a dozen Bunnies do DWTS.
I think Hugh has a time share there.
wow.....did not know she was 60........her work is still professional
The BC I saw the Donald release was not the long form. Gotta link?
You mean her boobs?
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