Gotta hand it to Michael Wallack - he is unafraid to announce to the world that he's a whimpering bedwetter...
Of course he is a lawyer in Indianapolis:
Mr. Wallack began his legal career at Klineman Rose Wolf & Wallack before co-founding Wallack & Wallack and, in 1999, Wallack Somers & Haas.
Mr. Wallack served as President of the Indianapolis Jewish Community Relations Council from June 2008 through June 2010. Mr. Wallack presently serves as a director of Indiana Equality and is a past member of the Indianapolis Race Relations Leadership Network.