Ummm...”Slings?” Who is this “Slings,” Ms Person I Have Never Met Before In My Life? No, there is no “Slings” here! Uh-uh.
Oh, please forgive me Mr. Arrows! I have mistaken you for a dear friend, but I should have known that regardless how much he is enamored of the subject he wishes were at hand, he would never stoop to post such a blatant representation of the objects of his affection.
I consider you a new friend! See you later.